Beards?

Posted on September 19, 2008 by justin.
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Beards!

Holy crap. I have work to do if I want to compete in the world of professional bearding.

Edit:

How things general turn out..

That’s what always happens, y’see. I’m far too lazy to shave, but even trimming a beard into something special is a daunting task in my mind.

Ultimate insults to irc.

Posted on July 3, 2008 by neritz.
Categories: Fake Content.

THis injustice will not stand, may god have mercy on your soul.

So, yeah.

Posted on June 12, 2008 by justin.
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Oh, gonad.org. How could I have neglected you so?

Never taking time to post meaningless nothingness…

Never updating your underutilized and unneeded WordPress plugins…

Will you forgive me if I post? Perhaps a link? A link to instructional origami videos?

You will? Really??

Thanks gonad.org, you are a true friend.

PS: Post-It notes make for some awesome miniature origami creations. Just thought you might want to know that, gonad.org.

holy fucking shit-cocks batman!

Posted on by John.
Categories: Fake Content.

Yes so ive been bothering Reid for countless generations to make ConfuseReviews not look like it was made by a 6 year old in 1997. Anyhoo after some more badgering about it and apparently hell freezing over he has updated to something more modern, and it frankly looks good. So like go and hack his site and deface it horribly laugh at it or whatever.

So i leave you with this wonderful Eve Online based combat simulator.

pew pew

Bag bag bag bag bag…

Posted on April 25, 2008 by justin.
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Categories: Fake Content, Real Content.

So, I was in the NY DOT building in Schenectady (thought not to go to the DOT), and I saw this mysterious item upon a bulletin board:

Kenny Rogers on a mofuggin\' bag!

Now, I’m not sure why Kenny Rogers has ended up on this paper bag, but I’m glad whoever went to such efforts placed it for all to see.

Kenny Rogers paper bag maker, I salute you.

Penispump Pumpilation Volume 2

Posted on April 14, 2008 by justin.
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Categories: Music.

Pumpilation Volume 2

Pumpin’ it up once again.

01. Pump - The B-52’s
02. My Vagina - NOFX
03. The Tussin - MC Chris
04. Fuckin’ an Animal - Gwar
05. Little Girls - Oingo Boingo
06. Stupid MF - Mindless Self Indulgence
07. Pump It Up - Elvis Costello
08. Milkman - Aphex Twin
09. U Can’t Touch This - MC Hammer
10. Strokin’ - Clarence Carter
11. Kinko the Clown - Ogden Edsl
12. Pump Up The Jam - Technotronic
13. Be A Man - Macho Man Randy Savage
14. It’s Raining Men - The Weather Girls
15. Internet Going Nutz - Paul wall
16. Penis Pump - Crank Yankers

Do The Cosmonauty!

Posted on April 8, 2008 by justin.
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Categories: Fake Content, Music, Videos.

BORSCH!
BORSCH! BORSCH!
BORSCH!

Made me think of Landing of Yuri Gagarin by Ozma. Though, not for musical reasons, obviously :)

I Wanna Be A Hulkamaniac!

Posted on March 29, 2008 by justin.
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Categories: Music, Real Content, Videos.

I’ve made a beautiful remix, and also a top notch music video of said remix.

Why have I done these things?  Well, simply because I am classy, sophisticated, and by all accounts quite cultured.

Also, this is the first thing I’ve ever uploaded to YouTube.  How exciting!

Smiley Corn!

Posted on March 23, 2008 by justin.
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Holy crap!

Smiley Corn

I can’t remember where this came from, but I emailed it to myself one day with the utmost urgency.  An image of this caliber must be protected, coddled, and shared.

Theme updated, horray!

Posted on March 16, 2008 by justin.
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Categories: Site Updates.

I took some time to update gonad.org’s WordPress theme, Vistered Little, to the newest version.  There was an evil security flaw in the version I had been using, though I’m nearly a year behind in noticing this.

My idea of “taking some time” is grepping through some php and css, and haphazardly pasting bits here and there.  It appears I did this without breaking anything, and even allowed everything that was previously working to continue doing so (as far as I can tell).  Quite an accomplishment.

I shall fiddle with the wallpaper images later!

Edit:

D’err.. I think the shoutbox is broken for registered users (which means mostly me!!)!  I’ll fix tomorrow :[