THE LOOK OF LOOOOOOOOOVE

Posted on February 13, 2010 by justin.
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Nine years in a row? What the balls.

Happy Valentine’s Day

Now with super-awesome music, courtesy of Grooveshark.

Any song suggestions? Comment and add them to this post :D

Song suggestion credits:

Sean — Adam Sandler – Love Stinks
AJ — ABC – The Look of Love
John — Electric Six – Danger! High Voltage

Instachats, Digsby style

Posted on December 22, 2009 by justin.
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I added a Digsby-powered chat applet on the sidebar. I’m not sure why, as the sidebar already contains several dozen items that should be removed.

At least it was ridiculously easy!

Feel free to send lewd and/or interesting messages to me in your free time, internets.

I run, but I can’t outrun

This is going to be stuck in my head longer than Spree Wilson and Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend combined.

STOP THE PRESSES! HOLD THE PHONE! CALLING ALL CARS

Posted on September 25, 2009 by justin.
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Finally, the mystery of all mysteries has been solved (with little-to-no-help from the internets, I might add).

AJ was happy to point me in the right direction after learning of my plight:

Arliss Coates: Why did you shoot Rosemary?
Travis Coates: She was sick.
Arliss Coates: Well, you were sick. How come we didn’t shoot you?
AJ Scrotes: i just saw picayune!
AJ Scrotes: on something awful
AJ Scrotes: in a sentence
AJ Scrotes: here’s a fragment
AJ Scrotes: “navigating vast realms and completing picayune tasks”
Travis Coates: That was different.

Er.. sorry, I was recalling events while thinking about Old Yeller. You know how that goes. Here’s the SA link, sent to me from the heavens, to set me on the correct path.

So, basically, this the correct spelling of “picayune.” Answers.com filled in the rest:

Dictionary: pic·a·yune (pĭk’ə-yūn’)

adj.

1. Of little value or importance; paltry. See synonims at trivial.
2. Petty; mean.

n.

1. A Spanish-American half-real piece formerly used in parts of the southern United States.
2. A five-cent piece.
3. Something of very little value; a trifle: not worth a picayune.

[Louisiana French picaillon, small coin, from French, from Provençal picaioun, from picaio, money, perhaps from Old Provençal piquar, to jingle, clink, from Vulgar Latin *piccāre, to pierce. See pique.]
picayunish pic’a·yun’ish adj.

In fact, I’ve heard the term picayune before (and of Picayune, MS!), though never the adjective picayunish. I can see how either the noun or adjective could easily become mispronounced as picky-uni … Although, the meaning associated with the word, as I have come to know it from context — overly choosy or picky — isn’t really the true meaning.

I have to assume, those that have misheard or mispronounced this word, assuming it’s root was picky, invented a new almost-not-exactly-related meaning. Imagine a phrase like “being choosy about picayune details” restructured as “being picky-uni about details.” Weird, but plausible.

I can now sleep soundly once again. Thanks AJ.

Gonad.org: The content that makes itself!

Posted on August 13, 2009 by justin.
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(9:30:04 PM) Insipid Anodyne: zweep
(9:30:25 PM) Insipid Anodyne: hey could you update gonad.org more often
(9:30:42 PM) gonadgoat: perhaps.
(9:30:54 PM) Insipid Anodyne: cool, it would mean a lot to me
(9:30:56 PM) Insipid Anodyne: borsch!

At that moment, I began reflecting on this post from last year. Then, suddenly..

(9:34:39 PM) Jim: zwooop
(9:34:47 PM) Justin: wtf
(9:34:54 PM) Justin: someone just messaged me
(9:34:55 PM) Justin: zweeep
(9:34:59 PM) Justin: and then a zwoop?
(9:35:00 PM) Jim: hahaha
(9:35:00 PM) Justin: what is this.
(9:35:06 PM) Jim: i typed zwiiip actually
(9:35:08 PM) Jim: but i changed it.

Gotta love Bobby..

Posted on August 1, 2009 by justin.
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World Science Festival 2009: Bobby McFerrin Demonstrates the Power of the Pentatonic Scale

It’s unfortunate that many people only remember Bobby McFerrin as the “Don’t Worry Be Happy” guy. Don’t get me wrong, that is one hell of a catchy tune, but there’s a lot more to Bobby than that.

Here’s a few of my personal favorites:

Improvisation with Richard Bona
Drive
Montreux Jazz Festival with Chick Corea

Alright Internets, I need some info

Posted on July 23, 2009 by justin.
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Where in the face-bleeding hell does the term picky-uny (or picky-uni, picky-yuni, etc) originate from? Is it regional?

There are very few mentions of it on the internet, and I can’t seem to find any clues as to where the uny/uni/yuni comes from.

From context, it means overly choosy or picky, but I need more than that!

This is a bunch of Spokker Jones! HALP!

UPDATE, HOLY CRAP!

SSLDP: CHATS EDITION!

Posted on July 18, 2009 by justin.
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(6:36:49 PM) CHATTER 6000: woohah
(6:36:49 PM) gonadgoat <AUTO-REPLY>: INSERT COIN
(6:37:01 PM) CHATTER 6000: (25c)
(8:55:27 PM) gonadgoat: WELCOME TO SUPER SLOW LOADING DONGS PUNCHYOMOUF!
(8:55:36 PM) gonadgoat: PLEASE CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
(9:18:20 PM) CHATTER 6000: #2
(9:19:15 PM) gonadgoat: YOU LOSE!
(9:24:55 PM) CHATTER 6000: :(

WIZZLES, WIZZLA, WIZZLES, WIZZLA

I think, if you were on drugs, this would ruin you:

Peter Bjorn and John – “Lay It Down”

Personally, I like “Nothing To Worry About” more… though I don’t find rockabilly Asians quite as mind-warping (even the giant haired ones).

Billy Mays Shirts

Posted on July 2, 2009 by justin.
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Not sure if the comment came from a mighty spam bot or a meaningful Billy Mays fan (unlikely, as I have no content and therefore no visitors to my site), but I found this in my shoutbox:

http://www.billymaysshirt.com/

Such a mightily groomed beard and such refined salesmanship. You will be missed, Billy.

I sort of wish they had used this image, though:

SOAP

SOAP