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Posted on July 25, 2005 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

Hooligan Bear
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whatdayaknow.. somehow I don’t think that fits me.

secondly, while I was in work, I was absentmindedly “holding” one of those metal screw-in things from the end of a parallel cable and one of the actual screw mount things it was supposed to screw into in my mouth, screwed together. I noticed that I felt a small electric sensation after a while, on the tip of my tongue. I examined the two pieces and noticed that they were in fact two different types of metal–appearantly aluminum and steel. two dissimilar metals + electrolytic solution = wet cell battery.

I was surprised I could feel it at all, but I definately could. I took a few minutes to search google about such reactions in the mouth, from dental work or whatever, and I learned something new:

there’s a medical condition called anosmia. people with this condition have no sense of smell. wow. I never even thought that was possible.

Are smell and taste disorders serious?

  • A person without a sense of smell is deprived of an early warning system. Smell and taste alert people to fires, poisonous fumes, leaking gas, and spoiled food.
  • Smell and taste losses can lead to depression.
  • Abnormalities in smell and taste functions frequently accompany and even signal the existence of several diseases or unhealthy conditions, including obesity, diabetes, hypertension, malnutrition, and some degenerative diseases of the nervous system such as Parkinson’s disease, Alzheimer’s disease, and Korsakoff’s psychosis.
  • check out the page about how anosmia can effect taste.

    on a slightly different note, there’s an article on Slashdot about the world’s smallest mp3 player, the mobiBLU DAH-1500. this thing is seriously tiny at 24×24x24 milimeters.

    at $100 for the 512mb version and $130 for the 1gb version from Wal-Mart, the price tag doesn’t actually seem that ridiculous, dispite the size (I have bigger = better engraved in my brain).

    skilled programmingz0rzzz!!1

    Posted on July 22, 2005 by justin.
    Categories: Fake Content.

    Game is constructed. Ready to begin play.

    Available Commands:

    M : move in direction
    G : Get item
    U
    : Use item as a weapon
    L: Display current room
    A: Attack the character guarding this room
    H: display this Menu
    Q: Quit the game.

    >l
    You are in room: Study
    There are exits to the: EAST WEST
    These items are in the room:
    And this character is here:
    character name: Billy
    health = 20

    >a billy
    which item do you want to use as a weapon?You are dead. Game over.

    I called you after midnight…

    Posted on July 14, 2005 by justin.
    Categories: Fake Content.

    fgsfds

    I’m starving, I must go eat food.

    It kills me that I’m just throwing <br>’s around instead of using css. Oh well.

    I’m at work.

    Posted on by justin.
    Categories: Fake Content.

    Look, I can use proper punctuation.

    teh = omg.hi2u("^_^;");
    teh.makeGiantExplosion();

    Yeah, I don’t know what that was all about.

    PUH-ZAP!

    Posted on July 13, 2005 by justin.
    Categories: Site Updates.

    NOW IN BLUE CARPET VOMIT VISION v1.0