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Monthly Archives: August 2005

Birthstravaganza 2k5!

Oh yes indeed, it is my birthday for one more minute. Instead of presents for me, here’s a present for you! Freaky.

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I love MythBusters

If you’ve never seen the show MythBusters on the Discovery Channel, you really don’t know what you’re missing. Simply put, Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman (and crew!) bust and prove myths from the common to the bizzare in the most amazing and hilarious ways possible–all in the name of science of course. It’s almost as … Continue reading »

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I always feel as if I need to write a meaningful title

first off, I think I’m going to stop capitalizing what I type. except the I’s.. just because I like to type that way. I got to thinkin’ and you know, I really haven’t capitalized anything properly for my last, oh, 8 or 9 years of internet use. for the first few years, I damn well … Continue reading »

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Tonight.

I’m going to get enough sleep. Though 14 hours would be optimal, 7 will do. ps: kitties <3

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The art of dramatic…

…pause. RIP Robert Moog.

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Y’know, I had the free time..

I just couldn’t make myself write a post this weekend. I wanted to, oh yes. I had a bunch of links hanging out as shortcuts on my desktop. I was a-thinkin’ “god damn, look at all that content! This will be a post to remember!” Unfortunately, somewhere between the clicking the “Write” button and writing … Continue reading »

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I’ve made a slightly useful plugin for WordPress!

I get really annoyed with a long line of text with no breaks (spaces, carriage returns etc) gets all up in my koolaid… er. When long lines don’t wrap it sucks. They’ll go all nutty and flop outside of your nicely dsigned CSS containers and such. If you don’t know what I mean, you arn’t … Continue reading »

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Oh no! You erased so much of your memory that you remember everything!

Wow. I follow quite a few webcomics regularly, probably around a dozen or so at the moment. Since they all update on different days and whatnot, I usually check all of them every day or so. Basically, this is the full extent of my excitement for the day. What a sad life I lead… boohoohoohoohohoohhgdfbadongdg. … Continue reading »

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Do Not Disturb

Well now, this is fancy. Do you like long hours, cramped accomodations, sub-par food, customers with a stick in their ass and more stress than you can shovel? Do what I did, go to a local job agency and ask about working on a cruise ship. I’m a stateroom steward, sort of an unholy hybrid … Continue reading »

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Hi, I’m George Zimmer, founder and CEO of the Men’s Warehouse…

“I guarantee it!”

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