Penis Unicorns and more!

Well, I stumbled on a most wonderful website, The Magical World of Penis Unicorns. They appear to offer t-shirts with the mystical Penis Unicorn on the front. Finally the Penis Unicorn is getting the attention is deserves, and thanks to these fine people! Thank you!

Be sure to also give a listen to the Depressing Classic Rock MIDI collection. Personally, I’m a purveyor of fine MIDIs. From the Mario Brothers theme to Snoop Dog, they all annoy me when they play while I’m trying to listen to mp3s–er that is, I love them all

From this website I began an even more exciting adventure and discovered a band called the Evangenitals. I like this penis theme we have going, but before you even click the link, I think they are best described in their own words from their website:

The Evangenitals were once a fictitious band – a fib on a phony website born to amuse ourselves and maybe a few friends. On a whim, founders Juli Crockett, Lisa Dee, and Brett Lyda (who all work at the same sex toy company in L.A.) brought the ghost to life and debuted a handful of “hillbilly truck-stop lullabies” for Arlo’s open mic at the infamous Mr T’s Bowl. The crowd response was fanatical and the path was now clear. Remarkably, in just a few short months the Evangenitals have emerged as bonified headliners, packing houses and making converts, young and old, every inch of the way. The addition of bassist Jeff “gimme some sugar” Jones ratified the divine balance of Evangender- two dudes, two singing chicks, 3 nylon-string guitars, and a whole lotta loving! Juli is an undefeated professional boxer & ordained minister, Lisa Dee a trained opera singer, Jeff Jones a skateboarding ping pong master, and Brett… well, we call him Mr Fantastic.

Ladies and Gents… this is the goodness.

Wow, how can you not derive greatness from that? Check out their MySpace.com page for some streaming and downloadable songs!