Hi George
and I just crapped my pants.
Speaking for Mr. Zimmer: “it” is still guaranteed.
HI… I’M GEORGE ZIMMER – FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. LAST NIGHT I UNSHEATHED MY MUNGO MAN SPOUT FROM MY JEANS AND FLOPPED IT DOWN IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER – YOUR SENILE DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOUR TAPPED AT HER CEILING BECAUSE OF THE CLAMOR. YOUR MOM WAS BARELY ABLE TO NIBBLE AT MY PLUMP, PRODIGIOUS MEMBER BEFORE I GRABBED IT LIKE A LASSO AND SMACKED HER ACROSS THE FACE SO HARD SHE FLEW, SPINNING, ONTO THE BED BENT OVER – AWAITING THE ADMISSION OF MY THROBBING ACREAGE OF FLESH. SHE COULD ONLY TAKE 30 SECONDS OF HALF MY SCROTAL CAMEL BEFORE SHE FAINTED. I FINISHED UP AND BESTOWED A STUNNING LIKENESS OF THE POPE ON HER BACK IN BABY SPACKLE. I USED HER TOOTH BRUSH AS TOILET PAPER AND LEFT A QUARTER ON HER ASS. SHE CALLED ME FOUR TIMES TODAY. I GUARANTEE IT.
tears of joy are welling up in my eyes..
I can vouch 100% for this accuracy of this story.
I have purchased all of my suits from your stores for years. That is over. Because of your financial support of Lampsons campaign. Your piers are so far left communism comes to mind. You have built a great business and I have always admired you. I’m disappointed when you join with the far left in any effort. I am not against support politicals, only when I see you with ducks, I will assume you are a duck until I find out different.
This concerns me, though I’m not sure how exactly.
WTFUX is john talking about? It’s not even proper English!! You know what they say about assuming… it makes a duck out of you and me!!
Harsh words, Mr. Cake.
Well “Quack Quack!!” Mr. Kraftolosis!!
Touche, Mr. Cakelschlep.
Mr. Cakelschlep.
Who’s the one with the harsh words now?!?! Who you calling a Schlep?
-_- (m)
Ouch, the azn-punch. You’re a deadly adversary.
I thought that was the good ol’ M&M ear.
Similar, very similar.
That’s right!! After you wake up from the azn punch, your eyes will come to focus and all you’ll see is one of my n00ts!! HAHA
That almost sounds like reaching enlightenment, being in the presence of such a grand spectacle!
ONLY FAGS DWELL IN THIS THREAD
exactly! you’re in good company, anonymous.
HELLO, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. JUST NOW, A MENTALLY INSANE MAN NAMED ERIC BAUMAN STOLE A SUIT FROM MY STORE AND CLAIMED IT WAS HIS. IN NO TIME, MY MASSIVE MANHOOD MISSILE TORE OUT OF MY FRESHLY TAILORED PANTS, KNOCKING HIM TO THE GROUND. THE LOOK OF FRIGHT IN HIS EYES CAUSED MY LOVE MACHINE TO TINGLE, AND WITH MY OBLITERATED PANTS LAY STREWN ABOUT MY ANKLES, I CHARGED AT HIM WITH THE FEROCITY OF A FREIGHT TRAIN. THE LOOK THAT GRACED HIS TEARFUL EYES AS MY PULSATING POWER PUMP RUSHED TO MEET HIS FACE WILL CAUSE ME RUMBLING LAUGHTER FOR MANY A YEAR TO COME. SCARED AND HELPLESS, HE TRIED TO RUN BUT IT WAS FUTILE AS HE GOT A TASTE OF MY COLLOSAL COCK CANNON CRASHING ACROSS HIS CRANIUM, KNOCKING HIM ACROSS THE FLOOR, THROUGH SEVERAL DESKS, AND FINALLY CRASHING HIM AGAINST THE WALL, WHERE I STOOD OVER HIM RELEASING A MULTITUDE OF MANJUICE, DROWNING HIM IN MY RICH PROTEIN SHAKE. THE COPIOUS AMOUNT OF CORN SYRUP FROM MY PULSATING POWER PACKED PUBIC FLESHMEAT FLOODED THE STORE AND SEVERAL NEARBY STREETS, INJURING HUNDREDS AS THEY TRIED TO FLEE. I GUARANTEE IT.
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