Comments on: Hi, I’m George Zimmer, founder and CEO of the Men’s Warehouse… http://gonad.org/2005/08/09/26/ Hello. I am a collector of internets. Sun, 22 Jan 2012 09:26:27 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Anonymous http://gonad.org/2005/08/09/26/comment-page-1/#comment-440 Anonymous Sat, 29 Jul 2006 10:18:33 +0000 http://gonad.org/?p=26#comment-440 HELLO, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. JUST NOW, A MENTALLY INSANE MAN NAMED ERIC BAUMAN STOLE A SUIT FROM MY STORE AND CLAIMED IT WAS HIS. IN NO TIME, MY MASSIVE MANHOOD MISSILE TORE OUT OF MY FRESHLY TAILORED PANTS, KNOCKING HIM TO THE GROUND. THE LOOK OF FRIGHT IN HIS EYES CAUSED MY LOVE MACHINE TO TINGLE, AND WITH MY OBLITERATED PANTS LAY STREWN ABOUT MY ANKLES, I CHARGED AT HIM WITH THE FEROCITY OF A FREIGHT TRAIN. THE LOOK THAT GRACED HIS TEARFUL EYES AS MY PULSATING POWER PUMP RUSHED TO MEET HIS FACE WILL CAUSE ME RUMBLING LAUGHTER FOR MANY A YEAR TO COME. SCARED AND HELPLESS, HE TRIED TO RUN BUT IT WAS FUTILE AS HE GOT A TASTE OF MY COLLOSAL COCK CANNON CRASHING ACROSS HIS CRANIUM, KNOCKING HIM ACROSS THE FLOOR, THROUGH SEVERAL DESKS, AND FINALLY CRASHING HIM AGAINST THE WALL, WHERE I STOOD OVER HIM RELEASING A MULTITUDE OF MANJUICE, DROWNING HIM IN MY RICH PROTEIN SHAKE. THE COPIOUS AMOUNT OF CORN SYRUP FROM MY PULSATING POWER PACKED PUBIC FLESHMEAT FLOODED THE STORE AND SEVERAL NEARBY STREETS, INJURING HUNDREDS AS THEY TRIED TO FLEE. I GUARANTEE IT. HELLO, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. JUST NOW, A MENTALLY INSANE MAN NAMED ERIC BAUMAN STOLE A SUIT FROM MY STORE AND CLAIMED IT WAS HIS. IN NO TIME, MY MASSIVE MANHOOD MISSILE TORE OUT OF MY FRESHLY TAILORED PANTS, KNOCKING HIM TO THE GROUND. THE LOOK OF FRIGHT IN HIS EYES CAUSED MY LOVE MACHINE TO TINGLE, AND WITH MY OBLITERATED PANTS LAY STREWN ABOUT MY ANKLES, I CHARGED AT HIM WITH THE FEROCITY OF A FREIGHT TRAIN. THE LOOK THAT GRACED HIS TEARFUL EYES AS MY PULSATING POWER PUMP RUSHED TO MEET HIS FACE WILL CAUSE ME RUMBLING LAUGHTER FOR MANY A YEAR TO COME. SCARED AND HELPLESS, HE TRIED TO RUN BUT IT WAS FUTILE AS HE GOT A TASTE OF MY COLLOSAL COCK CANNON CRASHING ACROSS HIS CRANIUM, KNOCKING HIM ACROSS THE FLOOR, THROUGH SEVERAL DESKS, AND FINALLY CRASHING HIM AGAINST THE WALL, WHERE I STOOD OVER HIM RELEASING A MULTITUDE OF MANJUICE, DROWNING HIM IN MY RICH PROTEIN SHAKE. THE COPIOUS AMOUNT OF CORN SYRUP FROM MY PULSATING POWER PACKED PUBIC FLESHMEAT FLOODED THE STORE AND SEVERAL NEARBY STREETS, INJURING HUNDREDS AS THEY TRIED TO FLEE. I GUARANTEE IT.

]]> By: justin http://gonad.org/2005/08/09/26/comment-page-1/#comment-422 justin Mon, 17 Jul 2006 13:10:58 +0000 http://gonad.org/?p=26#comment-422 exactly! you're in good company, anonymous. exactly! you’re in good company, anonymous.

]]> By: Anon http://gonad.org/2005/08/09/26/comment-page-1/#comment-421 Anon Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:51:14 +0000 http://gonad.org/?p=26#comment-421 ONLY FAGS DWELL IN THIS THREAD ONLY FAGS DWELL IN THIS THREAD

]]> By: justin http://gonad.org/2005/08/09/26/comment-page-1/#comment-196 justin Fri, 10 Mar 2006 14:06:46 +0000 http://gonad.org/?p=26#comment-196 That almost sounds like reaching enlightenment, being in the presence of such a grand spectacle! That almost sounds like reaching enlightenment, being in the presence of such a grand spectacle!

]]> By: Cake Hamartia http://gonad.org/2005/08/09/26/comment-page-1/#comment-195 Cake Hamartia Fri, 10 Mar 2006 14:01:44 +0000 http://gonad.org/?p=26#comment-195 That's right!! After you wake up from the azn punch, your eyes will come to focus and all you'll see is one of my n00ts!! HAHA That’s right!! After you wake up from the azn punch, your eyes will come to focus and all you’ll see is one of my n00ts!! HAHA

]]> By: justin http://gonad.org/2005/08/09/26/comment-page-1/#comment-194 justin Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:53:29 +0000 http://gonad.org/?p=26#comment-194 Similar, very similar. Similar, very similar.

]]> By: robo http://gonad.org/2005/08/09/26/comment-page-1/#comment-193 robo Mon, 06 Mar 2006 23:57:43 +0000 http://gonad.org/?p=26#comment-193 I thought that was the good ol' M&M ear. I thought that was the good ol’ M&M ear.

]]> By: Justin http://gonad.org/2005/08/09/26/comment-page-1/#comment-192 Justin Mon, 06 Mar 2006 20:58:47 +0000 http://gonad.org/?p=26#comment-192 Ouch, the azn-punch. You're a deadly adversary. Ouch, the azn-punch. You’re a deadly adversary.

]]> By: Cake Hamartia http://gonad.org/2005/08/09/26/comment-page-1/#comment-191 Cake Hamartia Mon, 06 Mar 2006 20:42:38 +0000 http://gonad.org/?p=26#comment-191 <blockquote>Mr. Cakelschlep.</blockquote> Who's the one with the harsh words now?!?! Who you calling a Schlep? -_- (m)

Mr. Cakelschlep.

Who’s the one with the harsh words now?!?! Who you calling a Schlep?
-_- (m)

]]> By: Justin http://gonad.org/2005/08/09/26/comment-page-1/#comment-189 Justin Mon, 06 Mar 2006 19:00:38 +0000 http://gonad.org/?p=26#comment-189 Touche, Mr. Cakelschlep. Touche, Mr. Cakelschlep.

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