Birthstravaganza 2k5!

Posted on August 29, 2005 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

Oh yes indeed, it is my birthday for one more minute.

Instead of presents for me, here’s a present for you!

Freaky.

2 comments.

Foxman
Comment on September 1st, 2005.

Hey Happy Birthday man!…. I was going to get you some rejected golf balls for a present but can you believe they won’t let us take any home!!?? I have found that if you find yourself in a very large building with a very hard floor and you have nothing much to do, golf balls can be very entertaining! Try bringing some to work! I bet you and Mike and Lisandro could find some new uses for them :-P

At any rate, I guess i

Comment on September 1st, 2005.

I bet they sell those rejected golf balls to dollar stores and/or Rhode Island (those suckers will buy anything!) or maybe even dollar stores in Rhode Island.

Although I’m slightly glad you didn’t aquire any for me to chuck around at work, since computer monitors and expensive printers probably arn’t the best surfaces to bounce them off.

Lastly, it looks like your comment was cut off, but knowing you, that was intentional.

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