An early Christmas gift to me..

BMille00: There were some girls at my apartment on my computer drunk the other day, and they saw your name and were gonna talk to you because they thought it was funny

Auto response from gonad goat: wrapping the last few.. and drinking iced tea fo’ sho’

BMille00: but i told them you were creepy, so they didnt
BMille00: merry christmas!

I’m not creepy, just misunderstood.

Bah humbug!

Has there ever been more exciting news?

I’ve finally taken the time to smack (nearly) all the old posts (look to the “Pages” links on the sidebar!), that were lost from this site over a year ago, onto a page. Sure, I could have converted them to actual posts instead of just putting them in a giant, ugly page, but that takes effort (and actually seems ridiculous and useless, dispite my joy of ridiculousness piled atop uselessness).

Soon after the top-most post on this page, due to a catastrophic, world-ending event (the server ran out of disk space due to my needless image uploading page.. that ironically had outlived this non-content until now), the follow posts were lost to the past.

Luckily, I’m stupid, so it didn’t occur to me until a few weeks ago that there would be a google cache of the archive page. So, um, here it is, badly formatted with broken links and images for your viewing pleasure!

As ridiculous as it may seem, there are those who were devotees of gonad.org then and still are now. I appreciate that they keep coming back, although sporatically (and with next to no content to give!!!@!@)!

Oh yeah, and luckily the link for 9 Naked Men still works! Phew…

Arabic is hard…

yea thats about right, have started learning some arabic, wow i had no idea, they have stupid little squiggles and AkECH sounds for everything and then they change depending on weather or not you want it to sund mascalin or feminin, omfg

also their word for STOP looks like 2 guys in a canoe…intolerable.

also here will be my address for further refrence, you can start sending me stuff as of the 25th (send test letters off the bad)

PFC Potter, John W.
2PLT Cco 2-506IN
Camp Prosperity
41006
APOAE 09348-1006

*also on dalitterbox*

haha im in the real litterbox now…haha i amuse myself…

Justin is an intellectual.

Okay, so 2 years ago I needed to write a paper for college and I asked Justin to help me out. The only requirement was that it had to be about something to do with art. Justin did a fine job, and I just stumbled across it a few minutes ago. I think it really shows Justin’s incredible genius and I felt the need to share it here.

WHY ART IS PRETTY: AN ARCHETYPAL ANALYTICAL SET OF HYPOTHESES

OMFG ART IS DA BOMB! NOT ONLY IS IT THE BOMB–NOT TO LISTEN THE FACT THAT IT IS INDEED THE BOMB–BUT IT IS PRETTY. I’M NOT TALKING PRETTY LIKE A FLOWER, I’M TALKING PRETTY LIKE AN ARTISTIC REPRESENTATION OF A PRETTY FLOWER. THAT’S PRETTY^2. AS WE CAN SEE, THIS MEANS ART ACHIEVES PRETTINESS EXPONENTIALLY.

USING THE FORUMLA PRETTY=ART^(2-NONUGLY), WE CAN DISCOVER ALL SORTS OF PRETTY INVOLVED WITH ART. TAKE THE MONA LISA FOR EXAMPLE. “MONA LISA” HAS 8 LETTERS AND ONE SPACE. A SPACE IS NONUGLY BUT NOT PRETTY. THEREFORE:

PRETTY=ART^(2-NONUGLY)
PRETTY=8^(2-1)
PRETTY=8^1
PRETTY=8

AS YOU CAN SEE, THE MONA LISA HAS A PRETTY FACTOR OF 8. THIS IS MUCH PRETTIER THAN SOMETHING NOT AS PRETTY. CLEARLY, MY POINT HAS BEEN MADE. THANK YOU.

Fear and Loathing in the Arab World

Ok so here i am in Kuwait…yep its definately a desert here, though the lil camp im on has everything includeing a McDonalds (4.50$ for EVERYTHING), anywase not too bad here yet; it still being winter here.

They say we will go north one of these days, if and when nobody knows.

Id also like to note that the keyboard im useing has the Arabic language on it too, which is odd because they write all backwards and no letters are the same ever, madness i tell you.

Anywase will prolly post more one of these days (opsec being a big concern right now) and one day tell the whole tale (cant even tell you what camp im at).

p.s. id also like to note these people here are all mad.

“Candygram..”

Subject: The Ultimate Online Pharmaceutical
From: “Flagrant G. Mummification” <dirce @gprcpa.com>
Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 22:14:27 -0500

Good ol’ Flagrant, sending me such useful pharmaceutical information.

Seriously though, what gives with these amazing fake spam names? I’m loving spam more and more each day.

Go check out Harry and The Potters. I don’t know why, but I’m entirely entertained. I’ve only seen the first two Harry Potter movies, and haven’t read any of the books.. but this band makes me crave more. I believe excellence has been redefined by this awe-creating, mind-blowing audio extravaganza.

They have a bunch of live shows on Archive.org also. Their performance live at Vrooman’s Bookstore will give you a warn fuzzy feeling. Too lazy to look at all these wonderful links? Stream it. Too lazy to look at all these wonderful links, and too trendy to use an external media player to listen to streaming audio? Listen here instead

The Murder Mystery…

I love giving my posts titles that have no relation to what I’m writing.. especailly song titles or quotes.. some of you may have noticed. Who can name the artist? Anyway!

I’m writing this using the Blog Post functionality in Flock. What’s Flock? We’ll, I had no idea either until I read about it on Wang’s blog a few moments ago. It’s a fairly new, free browser, that focuses on letting you integrate things like blogging, sharing photos and the lot into your browsing experience. I’ve only had a chance to try this blogging feature so far, but it deifnately seem to be pretty slick already. Flock is open source, and based on the Mozilla code base. Check out Flock’s developer page for the latest preview release.

As for the blog integration.. it recognized my WordPress install as Moveable Type while I was setting it up to post, but that seems to have worked alright, thus far. It automatically detects your type of blog, prompts for the login information, and that’s about it. Though, I have yet to click the “Publish” button, so time will tell

Why I was intially writing this post was to mention some minor updates I had made to the site:

WordPress is now up to date with version 1.5.2. Bad Behavior as well, with version 1.2.3.

For anyone upgrading from WordPress 1.5.1 to 1.5.2, be sure to take note of the special (and quicker) instructions on the upgrade, noted in the WordPress Codex.

Now, to see if Flock can really post this..

rofl.. Ok it couldn’t. Good thing I saved it elsewhere. I’ll try to get it working with WordPress tomorrow

I tried again, and it worked.. I think something broke when I tried to save my post as a draft and then post it.. and it made a weird post without displaying it on the front page.. that lead to a 404.. Oh well, whatever! I’m still happy