Justin is an intellectual.
Okay, so 2 years ago I needed to write a paper for college and I asked Justin to help me out. The only requirement was that it had to be about something to do with art. Justin did a fine job, and I just stumbled across it a few minutes ago. I think it really shows Justin’s incredible genius and I felt the need to share it here.
WHY ART IS PRETTY: AN ARCHETYPAL ANALYTICAL SET OF HYPOTHESES
OMFG ART IS DA BOMB! NOT ONLY IS IT THE BOMB–NOT TO LISTEN THE FACT THAT IT IS INDEED THE BOMB–BUT IT IS PRETTY. I’M NOT TALKING PRETTY LIKE A FLOWER, I’M TALKING PRETTY LIKE AN ARTISTIC REPRESENTATION OF A PRETTY FLOWER. THAT’S PRETTY^2. AS WE CAN SEE, THIS MEANS ART ACHIEVES PRETTINESS EXPONENTIALLY.
USING THE FORUMLA PRETTY=ART^(2-NONUGLY), WE CAN DISCOVER ALL SORTS OF PRETTY INVOLVED WITH ART. TAKE THE MONA LISA FOR EXAMPLE. “MONA LISA” HAS 8 LETTERS AND ONE SPACE. A SPACE IS NONUGLY BUT NOT PRETTY. THEREFORE:
PRETTY=ART^(2-NONUGLY)
PRETTY=8^(2-1)
PRETTY=8^1
PRETTY=8
AS YOU CAN SEE, THE MONA LISA HAS A PRETTY FACTOR OF 8. THIS IS MUCH PRETTIER THAN SOMETHING NOT AS PRETTY. CLEARLY, MY POINT HAS BEEN MADE. THANK YOU.
