The Ultimate Showdown

Posted on February 27, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

If you haven’t heard “The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiy” by Lemon Demon (or even if you have!), you need to watch the wonderful animation that has been created for it.  The animation is by Neil Cicierega and AltF4 both of whom have a bunch o’ wonderful stuff floating around.

Check the poll on the sidebar, in case you wonder how bored I get.

Two Things! Highly Important!

Posted on February 26, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

JOHNNY SEZ: HI

First off, I’m (nearly) proud to present a wonderfully distasteful and awesomely bad webcomic, by my own hand. Though I did not create Johnny, I hope I can demonstrate the meaning of his life and the importance of his world. Presenting:

The Misadventures of Johnny (and friends)!

I know at least one person that visits gonad.org knows Johnny well, but even if you haven’t met him, I hope you enjoy his adventures.

Secondly, I am very happy to note that one of my favorite bands, The Rentals, are back together and are in the process of recording a new album due to be released in 2006. Check out TheRentals.com for videos (including rare ones!), pictures, a messageboard, and the lot, or click this most-excellent banner to visit their My Space page:
The Rentals

I’ll keep all’s you’s posted on the album (as if anyone could even accidentally obtain any useful information from this site)!

IM-PASTA-BOWL!

Posted on February 24, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

Im-Pasta-Bowl!

March is just around the corner… and as I’m sure you all know, March is National Noodle Month!  Ok, honestly, I didn’t know that either.

In honor of the beloved noodle, check out these noodle facts and quiz on ILovePasta.org.

There is no love left in the world

Posted on February 15, 2006 by jewman.
Categories: Fake Content.

This year’s ‘Valentine of Hate’ (as justin has so dubbed it) saw by far the fewest hits over its 5 year run.

It seems to be a trend going around the world: no one appreciates romance anymore.

Well I say POO TO ALL OF YOU! There’s nothing wrong with being in love, wanting love, being lonely, being happy single, etc. We should all be happy to have people we love, whether they are our family, friends, significant others or even pets. We all want to be loved by others–no matter what we try to convince ourselves–and despite how stupid, corny, or overly commercialized we think Valentine’s Day is, its 1 day we can stop and say

“I LOVE YOU”.  

i pirated this

(ralphrubbish.com)

Happy Valentine’s Day

Posted on February 14, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

It’s nice to know the same old jokes won’t get any funnier.

Happy Valentine’s Day

PS: Last year only achieved 547 hits. I demand that number be octuplicatified! I know it’s lame and bad, but spam everyone you know with it! Use it as your email signature at work! Imprint the URL on T-Shirts!

PPS: I figure my Valentine is pretty name, so here’s another.

PPPS: The official one-day count was exactly 222. A nice number to be sure, but this proves that love is dead.

P-P-P-P-PUPPY POWER: Alright, it’s shutdown for another year.