I’m so pumped…

Posted on March 31, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content, Videos.

I could play a trumpet with my cock!

Even though the intarweb is riddled with snakes…




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Get your copy of the player here

… maybe you haven’t seen quite enough.

Oh cripes, I almost forgot! I was so inspired I made a song. I tried to make it sound as bad good as the movie will be.

Superman is a dick.

Posted on March 30, 2006 by marpet.
Categories: Fake Content.

I thought he was a righteous fella, but apparently not.

Links!

Posted on March 26, 2006 by marpet.
Categories: Fake Content.

Just a bunch of fun links i’ve found over the last week or so.

http://www.trevorvanmeter.com/flyguy/flyGuy.swf Hilarious stoner game, just keep flying to the top.

http://www.ezprezzo.com/crazypics/lego-arena.html lego arena, self explanatory.

http://www.leftlanenews.com/2006/03/25/forget-the-spinners-pimp-rims-go-high-tech/ high tech rims baby!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jJbHRfBInd8 some kind of anti-bush propaganda

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3046542226114078023 How to build an airbus in 7 minutes.

http://www.avoision.com/experiments/pi10k/pi10k.html music = mathematics!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/301739 awesome metal slug type of game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QXUXQ8miHs hilarious, absolutely… HILARIOUS.

anyway, enjoy!

Edit: Just found this link on Honda’s new experiment, Asimo. The advances that are being made are making it seem likely that in maybe 20-30 years, we’ll have actual, user free funcitoning robots. Matrix style shiznit!!

Viva la Revolution!!

Posted on March 23, 2006 by marpet.
Categories: Fake Content.

You know what I realized today. I have a perfectly good gamecube system lying around somewhere, and i don’t know where it is. Rather than try to look for it, I have just been playing around with the ol’ ps2 system all this time. Anyway, the only reason I thought of this was because I stumbled upon this video that brought me back to my youth. Oh Nintendo, why have you fallen off so much!

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Posted on March 21, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

The shoutbox got me thinking ’bout upside-down calculator words.  Then I found this and there was much rejoicing (with and to myself, sadly).

Unfold an origami death mask

Posted on March 19, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

Why? is awesome.

Watch this for truth.

I think I need to go back to grade school

Posted on March 18, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.
Good Job
You scored 73% knowledge, and 12% confusion
Well done. You have a good basic knowledge about the world. You still need a bit of study, but nice work. Also, you didn’t choose any obviously wrong answers. Great job on that part. Don’t forget to vote on this test!
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 21% on knowledge
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You scored higher than 86% on confusion

Link: The World Geography Knowledge Test written by dowland2005 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Geez, I knew I wasn’t a geography master, but this test was tough!

Luckily, it’s not just me! Check out this National Georgraphic-Roper survey from 2002.  Apparently, most of the USA is pretty bad at geography, and most the world isn’t sure where Sweden really is.

Need more proof? How about a video! This makes me laugh for all the wrong reasons, and cry on the inside. We’re doomed.

Who is this is?

Posted on March 17, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content, Site Updates.

I recently discovered that, unbeknownst to me, my Akismet spam blocker plugin was actually doing something–blocking comments!  The only problem is.. it was blocking my own comments.

So, I think it may have caught a few other visitors’ remarks as well, and automatically deleted them after 15 days.  If you commented here and were confused to see your comment missing, that’s probably why.  Sorry :|

Anyway, I really hope more people will post and comment here, so feel free.  If you register an account and post something, don’t be alarmed when it doesn’t show up right away.  I just have to OK it and change your userlevel, so you’ll be able to submit on your own from then on.

Edit:  I almost forgot…

 

Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

 

Chinese farmers

Posted on March 15, 2006 by marpet.
Categories: Fake Content.

Now don’t get the title misconstrued. When I say Chinese farmers, I’m not talkin’ about your run of the mill rice paddy farmer. I’m talkin’ about those guys who play online games such as World of Warcraft and Lineage for 12 hours a day, then sell whatever they find online to lazy American gamers such as myself. Hooray Ebay, makin’ my lazy lifestyle even lazier! Anyway, luckily I don’t play any of these massive multiplayer games(anymore) due to the fact that they are soooo time consuming. However, I may just decide to pick one up if I can just buy a lvl 80 character online for a minimal fee. Hell, I got some money to abuse, so why not? In actuality though, I will not purchase this stuff cause it does literally take over your life, and I do not want that to happen. In any case, my point for this post was that I found this short documentary on the lifestyles of these Chinese farmers. It’s an interesting watch. We’ve come so far along in society that people are actually working by playing computer games. I wonder what would happen if some kind of natural disaster occurred limiting power, thus ending the gaming world as we know it. Would any of these guys survive? One can only contemplate.

Update 3/16: I found this cool video of two guys racing to see who can finish Super Mario Bros the fastest.
Also found a video of a cool ass soccer riot
I discovered Kraft’s lair.

FRAPPPpptastic.

Posted on March 14, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

I don’t know if I can out do Marpet’s beautiful collection of time-wasting links, so I think I’ll go for the one-punch knockout of entertainmentology!

You may remember this super awesome amazing extravaganza of entertainment, which I posted before, but!  BUT!  Have you seen this amazingly more awesome, awesomely-related awesome music video?  Well if not, you best get a-clickin’!

I was provided this unexpected treat by the awesome break-dancin’, condom-on-head havin’ Didier (who I would never call by this name, but I lack a method of identification that wouldn’t require a paragraph to explain.. uhh.. so much for that).

ANYWHO!  The song is by El Mudo and isn’t a spoof or anything of the like.  Look, there’s even very accurate lyrics.