L337ness achieved!!

Posted on March 11, 2006 by marpet.
Categories: Fake Content.

Hello there, it’s your resident Marpet. This is my first post on this lovely site, thus ending my long tenure as virgin to the GONAD! I discovered a few things these last few days. Firstly, the more monitors you have, the cooloer you are to your peers. I have 4 so that makes me L-337 fonzy cool. Secondly, beards have not fallen out of style since the Civil war, they’re still going on strong! Thirdly, I like to gross out people with links to metacafe!! Oh the HORROR of it all. I also discovered the art to microwave cooking. 45 second burrito madness is the most delightful time of the day. Anyway, rather than post this junk into the comment subbrowser area, or whatever that’s called(meat market), I decided to post my junk up here for all to see!! Yessssss, high fives all around. I hope you enjoy it, and perhaps there will be more to come.

Queue in the suspensful parting music!! DUN DUN DUN