FRAPPPpptastic.

Posted on March 14, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

I don’t know if I can out do Marpet’s beautiful collection of time-wasting links, so I think I’ll go for the one-punch knockout of entertainmentology!

You may remember this super awesome amazing extravaganza of entertainment, which I posted before, but!  BUT!  Have you seen this amazingly more awesome, awesomely-related awesome music video?  Well if not, you best get a-clickin’!

I was provided this unexpected treat by the awesome break-dancin’, condom-on-head havin’ Didier (who I would never call by this name, but I lack a method of identification that wouldn’t require a paragraph to explain.. uhh.. so much for that).

ANYWHO!  The song is by El Mudo and isn’t a spoof or anything of the like.  Look, there’s even very accurate lyrics.

Another post? EGAD

Posted on by marpet.
Categories: Fake Content.

Okay, I just had to share this with everyone cause, my god I haven’t found something this lame on the net in a long time. These German mofos probably think they have talent but jeez, I’ve dropped off more talented kids at the pool than these fellas. Germany needs to realize it needs to stick with what it’s good at. Drinking, manufacturing, and producing hot women.

Also, what’s more entertaining than Yemen news!! Especially when it advocates the dangers of video games.

Mike Ditka, why have you stooped so low?

I don’t know about you, but I would give nothing less than to ride in this thing.
I would actually tune in to watch wrestling if this happened ALL THE FRIGGIN’ TIME!
I wonder if any of these guys pooped themselves.

Well, I discovered…. EVOLUTION!

And a final note… if you guys want to waste some time, here’s a nice little game for ya.

That’s all for now, enjoy it suckas. Or not, haha.