silly comic

check out this website. some of you may have already seen the email video, which i find hilarious, but who cares what you internet nerds think! Anyway, enjoy!

Mind bullets.

VeryGreen0: brb gotta use the waterseat
gonad goat: i dont know if ive ever heard that term
gonad goat: though i obviously know what you mean.
gonad goat: or do i?
gonad goat: perhaps you have some sort of aquatic, amphibious, propelled seat
gonad goat: ZEWWWM
gonad goat: “LOOK!  IT’S DAVE IN HIS WATERSEAT!  ZOWWIE!”
gonad goat: *SPLOOSH*
gonad goat: “HOWDY DAVE!  FINE DAY FOR A ‘SEAT RIDE!”
VeryGreen0: lol
VeryGreen0: no, it was a toilet.
gonad goat: you take the fun out of life.
VeryGreen0: i take the zoom out of waterseat.
gonad goat: indeed.

Best MS paint drawing EVER.

One can only imagine how long this took.

Gonad.org: Scientific Center of the Civilized World

A hypothesis:

aj the beatnik: farts smell worse when you don’t wear underwear
gonad goat: you’re crazy.
aj the beatnik: it’s the truth

Case study of mass proportions:

[20:07] <@gonadgoat> ok i need to prove a point to someone:
[20:07] <@gonadgoat> A POLL:
[20:07] *** Ryan^ was kicked from #Dewland by bud` (you can lurk after formal introduction material)
[20:07] <@gonadgoat> FARTS SMELL WORSE WHEN YOU DON’T WEAR UNDERWEAR - TRUE OR FALSE
[20:07] <@tehdave> this shall be the most scientific poll ever.
[20:07] <@gonadgoat> i say FALSE
[20:08] <@bud`> [x] don’t know
[20:08] <@gonadgoat> hanging chads.
[20:08] <@bud`> space chads
[20:08] <@tehdave> well, there’s a tiny percentage of absorption going on, so i say, no they don’t smell as bad.
[20:08] <@tehdave> errr–false?
[20:08] <@tehdave> i donno
[20:09] <@tehdave> no true
[20:09] <@gonadgoat> >:[
[20:09] <@gonadgoat> gnaddy, true or false?
[20:09] <@gnaddy> gonadgoat: False that is.
[20:09] <@bud`> your question is not scientific, sir.
[20:09] <@gonadgoat> debaser, true or false?
[20:09] <@bud`> the farts smell the same regardless
[20:09] * @tehdave has the supreme court settle it.
[20:09] <@debaser> gonadgoat: False that is.
[20:09] <@gonadgoat> ok false wins.
[20:09] <@tehdave> yeah
[20:09] <@gonadgoat> the bots sway it
[20:09] <@tehdave> haha
[20:09] <@gonadgoat> I think bud’s answer is also important.
[20:10] <@gonadgoat> THUS CONCLUDES POLL
[20:10] <@tehdave> wow, the #dewland bots have answered the call to science.

The results speak for themselves.

UPDATE

aj the beatnik: damnable bots
aj the beatnik: they need to have artificial asses
aj the beatnik: and fart

Wow, this show Wondershowzen is hilarious.

Hahahaha

I can’t believe they get kids to say this shit.

A song

I worked for a long time yesterday, and then I couldn’t fall asleep.  So, I wrote a song:

yodeling in the dark DARK AMBIENT REMIX AT THE OCEAN IN SPACE

Pendulum Slam

Wish I had moves like this.

Just in case you need to waste some time

http://www.zeronews-fr.com/flash/the-incredible-machine.php

Link provided by some mofo!

(Whoops.. I didn’t realize I didn’t make it a link :x)

Why can’t we look the other way?

I may not have sound, but I can still watch a music video and enjoy it.

Realistic art, some kid, and the worst(or best) driving, I’ve ever seen.

This shit is nuts!

This is too funny, sorry kid.

Indian drivers are nuts!

On another note, I went to some bar last night cause this girl invited me to her Miller lite promotional party which was at that bar and I got pretty lit up with a couple of my buds. Now it’s 9 am in the morning and I am awake for reasons beyond my comprehension. I can’t go back to sleep either, so now I am pretty irritated! Oh well, such is life. I will hurt all of you later! MUHAHAHAHA