silly comic

Posted on April 29, 2006 by marpet.
Categories: Fake Content.

check out this website. some of you may have already seen the email video, which i find hilarious, but who cares what you internet nerds think! Anyway, enjoy!

Mind bullets.

Posted on April 27, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

VeryGreen0: brb gotta use the waterseat
gonad goat: i dont know if ive ever heard that term
gonad goat: though i obviously know what you mean.
gonad goat: or do i?
gonad goat: perhaps you have some sort of aquatic, amphibious, propelled seat
gonad goat: ZEWWWM
gonad goat: “LOOK!  IT’S DAVE IN HIS WATERSEAT!  ZOWWIE!”
gonad goat: *SPLOOSH*
gonad goat: “HOWDY DAVE!  FINE DAY FOR A ‘SEAT RIDE!”
VeryGreen0: lol
VeryGreen0: no, it was a toilet.
gonad goat: you take the fun out of life.
VeryGreen0: i take the zoom out of waterseat.
gonad goat: indeed.

Best MS paint drawing EVER.

Posted on by marpet.
Categories: Fake Content.

One can only imagine how long this took.

Gonad.org: Scientific Center of the Civilized World

Posted on April 26, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

A hypothesis:

aj the beatnik: farts smell worse when you don’t wear underwear
gonad goat: you’re crazy.
aj the beatnik: it’s the truth

Case study of mass proportions:

[20:07] <@gonadgoat> ok i need to prove a point to someone:
[20:07] <@gonadgoat> A POLL:
[20:07] *** Ryan^ was kicked from #Dewland by bud` (you can lurk after formal introduction material)
[20:07] <@gonadgoat> FARTS SMELL WORSE WHEN YOU DON’T WEAR UNDERWEAR - TRUE OR FALSE
[20:07] <@tehdave> this shall be the most scientific poll ever.
[20:07] <@gonadgoat> i say FALSE
[20:08] <@bud`> [x] don’t know
[20:08] <@gonadgoat> hanging chads.
[20:08] <@bud`> space chads
[20:08] <@tehdave> well, there’s a tiny percentage of absorption going on, so i say, no they don’t smell as bad.
[20:08] <@tehdave> errr–false?
[20:08] <@tehdave> i donno
[20:09] <@tehdave> no true
[20:09] <@gonadgoat> >:[
[20:09] <@gonadgoat> gnaddy, true or false?
[20:09] <@gnaddy> gonadgoat: False that is.
[20:09] <@bud`> your question is not scientific, sir.
[20:09] <@gonadgoat> debaser, true or false?
[20:09] <@bud`> the farts smell the same regardless
[20:09] * @tehdave has the supreme court settle it.
[20:09] <@debaser> gonadgoat: False that is.
[20:09] <@gonadgoat> ok false wins.
[20:09] <@tehdave> yeah
[20:09] <@gonadgoat> the bots sway it :)
[20:09] <@tehdave> haha
[20:09] <@gonadgoat> I think bud’s answer is also important.
[20:10] <@gonadgoat> THUS CONCLUDES POLL
[20:10] <@tehdave> wow, the #dewland bots have answered the call to science.

The results speak for themselves.

UPDATE

aj the beatnik: damnable bots
aj the beatnik: they need to have artificial asses
aj the beatnik: and fart

Wow, this show Wondershowzen is hilarious.

Posted on April 24, 2006 by marpet.
Categories: Fake Content.

Hahahaha

I can’t believe they get kids to say this shit.

A song

Posted on April 22, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content, Music.

I worked for a long time yesterday, and then I couldn’t fall asleep.  So, I wrote a song:

yodeling in the dark DARK AMBIENT REMIX AT THE OCEAN IN SPACE

Pendulum Slam

Posted on April 21, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

Wish I had moves like this.

Just in case you need to waste some time

Posted on April 20, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

http://www.zeronews-fr.com/flash/the-incredible-machine.php

Link provided by some mofo!

(Whoops.. I didn’t realize I didn’t make it a link :x)

Why can’t we look the other way?

Posted on April 19, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content, Videos.

I may not have sound, but I can still watch a music video and enjoy it.

Realistic art, some kid, and the worst(or best) driving, I’ve ever seen.

Posted on April 18, 2006 by marpet.
Categories: Fake Content.

This shit is nuts!

This is too funny, sorry kid.

Indian drivers are nuts!

On another note, I went to some bar last night cause this girl invited me to her Miller lite promotional party which was at that bar and I got pretty lit up with a couple of my buds. Now it’s 9 am in the morning and I am awake for reasons beyond my comprehension. I can’t go back to sleep either, so now I am pretty irritated! Oh well, such is life. I will hurt all of you later! MUHAHAHAHA