Well, throw my original plans out the window, since I was too busy playing computergames to complete my goal. Luckily, I have come up with this Easter masterpiece instead! I think you will all agree that this fine artwork will envigorate everyone with chocolate-eating, easter-egg-hunting spirit. If not, you can go screw yourself becuase I spent a good 5 minutes on it (I used *3* layers in Photoshop!!!).
So, happy Easter! I’m off to Easter-food-eating festivities at my grandparents’ house!
UPDATE: I added an Eastery Easter Eats poll, and in case anyone is interested.. the winner of the last poll was Mr. Rogers (NOT THAT YOU CAN EVER REMEMBER WHAT THE POLL WAS I EXPECT).
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