EASTER MAGIC IS ALL AROUND US, OH YES!

Posted on April 16, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.
Easter Magic and Shit

Well, throw my original plans out the window, since I was too busy playing computer games to complete my goal. Luckily, I have come up with this Easter masterpiece instead! I think you will all agree that this fine artwork will envigorate everyone with chocolate-eating, easter-egg-hunting spirit. If not, you can go screw yourself becuase I spent a good 5 minutes on it (I used *3* layers in Photoshop!!!).

So, happy Easter! I’m off to Easter-food-eating festivities at my grandparents’ house!

UPDATE:  I added an Eastery Easter Eats poll, and in case anyone is interested.. the winner of the last poll was Mr. Rogers (NOT THAT YOU CAN EVER REMEMBER WHAT THE POLL WAS I EXPECT).

whew.

Posted on April 14, 2006 by John.
Categories: Fake Content.

well im glad i got mine before this madness happened, poor alienware, you became too profitable…

http://www.slate.com/id/2139597

also cudos to justin for that particular piece of art there, i find the most wonderfull things in my “kraft sent me this” folder.

I’m jealous.

Posted on April 13, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content, Videos.

This is who I now will aspire to be! I’m not far off, but I need to focus.

I especailly love the ending.

Every religion just took a shot to the face.

Posted on by marpet.
Categories: Fake Content.

Where’s your Messiah now?!

We are but men–ROCK!

Posted on April 11, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content, Videos.

Jack Black is awesome
KG is also quite good
A haiku for you

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Posted on by marpet.
Categories: Fake Content.

NooOoOOOOOooOoo!!#@@@#!%

This is like Nightmare Before Christmas on LSD

Posted on April 10, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content, Videos.

Oh, but I love it.

and.. if that wasn’t good enough for you, check this out:

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2006/04/luke_larsener.mov

Feeding my YouTube posting addiction..

Posted on by justin.
Categories: Fake Content, Site Updates, Videos.

I added a new sub-catagory to “Fake Content” for videos.. called “Videos.” It seemed appropraite due to.. having.. videos.

Product Highlights!

Posted on April 6, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

NutRipper 900XTHere at gonad.org we deliver dime store quality at flea market prices!

I am pleased to introduce the newest addition to our gonadal grabbing product line, the NutRipper 900XT! The NutRipper line has out-classed every other sack-grabber on the market! Proven performance and quality can be yours for three easy payments of $64.95 $54.95 $37.95!

Imagine showing off your new NutRipper 900XT to your buddies! Bring it to work and impress the boss! The NutRipper name will bring good tidings and long-lasting assuredness to your home!

Operators are standing by, waiting to assist you!

Let’s all end women’s sufferage… TOGETHER!

Posted on by marpet.
Categories: Fake Content.

They’ve had this right for too long!