[12/21/99 22:41] <Robo> re-re-re-re-re-recycle
[12/21/99 22:41] <Robo> re-re-re-re-re-reuse it!
[12/21/99 22:41] <Robo> NO!
[12/21/99 22:41] <Robo> NO!
[12/21/99 22:41] <julienerd> i should work on the damn asian man page
[12/21/99 22:41] <Robo> DON’T ABUSE IT
[12/21/99 22:41] <Robo> NO!
[12/21/99 22:41] <Robo> NO!
[12/21/99 22:41] <Robo> DON’T ABUSE IT
[12/21/99 22:42] <Robo> yeah
[12/21/99 22:42] <Robo> I was at disneyworld a year ‘n a half ago
[12/21/99 22:42] (gonadgoat) yes julie. and when you’re done, you use your powers and connections to send me any cd from asian man you can get your hands on
[12/21/99 22:42] (gonadgoat) free
[12/21/99 22:42] <Robo> and this whacked out guy in a stretchy latex suit thing
[12/21/99 22:42] (gonadgoat) then
[12/21/99 22:42] <Robo> comes up to us
[12/21/99 22:42] (gonadgoat) you send me some money
[12/21/99 22:42] (gonadgoat) and cookies’
[12/21/99 22:42] <Robo> and starts blithering about recycling
[12/21/99 22:42] <Robo> and busts out this bag of shit
[12/21/99 22:42] <Robo> and starts handing us stuff
[12/21/99 22:42] (gonadgoat) haha
[12/21/99 22:42] <Robo> he’s all jumping around
[12/21/99 22:42] <Robo> doing cartwheels
[12/21/99 22:42] (gonadgoat) awesome
[12/21/99 22:43] <Robo> he jumped in this trash can
[12/21/99 22:43] <Robo> like
[12/21/99 22:43] <Robo> headfirst
[12/21/99 22:43] (gonadgoat) wtf
[12/21/99 22:43] <Robo> and pulled out shit that could be recycled
[12/21/99 22:43] <Robo> I just sat there and watched
[12/21/99 22:43] <Robo> the end
[12/21/99 22:43] (gonadgoat) nice story
[12/21/99 22:43] [ka] [signoff/#ltj] atmkid (Connection reset by peer)
[12/21/99 22:43] <Robo> thanks!
[12/21/99 22:44] <Robo> that’s an excerpt from my essay titled “The Greatest Thing That’s Ever Happened To Me”






I’ve made up a lot of shit for the sake of quenching boredom, but that really did happen. I think the guy planted a banana peel in there before his stunt, since I imagine the changes of actually clicheing out a banana peel from the trash on the first try are pretty low. (It was the biodegradable thing; everything else was recyclable.)
I’m not altogether certain he worked for the park, given the violent manner in which he threw himself into a random public trash can that I’d just dropped my gum into, and the way he spit in our faces excitedly while he talked. But the spandex uniform looked Disney enough.
> since I imagine the changes
Er, chances.
See, if you had registered an account and were actually logged in, you could have edited your comment! eheh.
Anyway, I thought you might appreciate that log