Packrat am I

Posted on June 12, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

[12/21/99 22:41] <Robo> re-re-re-re-re-recycle
[12/21/99 22:41] <Robo> re-re-re-re-re-reuse it!
[12/21/99 22:41] <Robo> NO!
[12/21/99 22:41] <Robo> NO!
[12/21/99 22:41] <julienerd> i should work on the damn asian man page
[12/21/99 22:41] <Robo> DON’T ABUSE IT
[12/21/99 22:41] <Robo> NO!
[12/21/99 22:41] <Robo> NO!
[12/21/99 22:41] <Robo> DON’T ABUSE IT
[12/21/99 22:42] <Robo> yeah
[12/21/99 22:42] <Robo> I was at disneyworld a year ‘n a half ago
[12/21/99 22:42] (gonadgoat) yes julie. and when you’re done, you use your powers and connections to send me any cd from asian man you can get your hands on
[12/21/99 22:42] (gonadgoat) free
[12/21/99 22:42] <Robo> and this whacked out guy in a stretchy latex suit thing
[12/21/99 22:42] (gonadgoat) then
[12/21/99 22:42] <Robo> comes up to us
[12/21/99 22:42] (gonadgoat) you send me some money
[12/21/99 22:42] (gonadgoat) and cookies’
[12/21/99 22:42] <Robo> and starts blithering about recycling
[12/21/99 22:42] <Robo> and busts out this bag of shit
[12/21/99 22:42] <Robo> and starts handing us stuff
[12/21/99 22:42] (gonadgoat) haha
[12/21/99 22:42] <Robo> he’s all jumping around
[12/21/99 22:42] <Robo> doing cartwheels
[12/21/99 22:42] (gonadgoat) awesome
[12/21/99 22:43] <Robo> he jumped in this trash can
[12/21/99 22:43] <Robo> like
[12/21/99 22:43] <Robo> headfirst
[12/21/99 22:43] (gonadgoat) wtf
[12/21/99 22:43] <Robo> and pulled out shit that could be recycled
[12/21/99 22:43] <Robo> I just sat there and watched
[12/21/99 22:43] <Robo> the end
[12/21/99 22:43] (gonadgoat) nice story
[12/21/99 22:43] [ka] [signoff/#ltj] atmkid (Connection reset by peer)
[12/21/99 22:43] <Robo> thanks!
[12/21/99 22:44] <Robo> that’s an excerpt from my essay titled “The Greatest Thing That’s Ever Happened To Me”

3 comments.

Comment on June 24th, 2006.

I’ve made up a lot of shit for the sake of quenching boredom, but that really did happen. I think the guy planted a banana peel in there before his stunt, since I imagine the changes of actually clicheing out a banana peel from the trash on the first try are pretty low. (It was the biodegradable thing; everything else was recyclable.)

I’m not altogether certain he worked for the park, given the violent manner in which he threw himself into a random public trash can that I’d just dropped my gum into, and the way he spit in our faces excitedly while he talked. But the spandex uniform looked Disney enough.

Comment on June 24th, 2006.

> since I imagine the changes

Er, chances.

Comment on June 24th, 2006.

See, if you had registered an account and were actually logged in, you could have edited your comment! eheh.

Anyway, I thought you might appreciate that log :)

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