Yo, peep dis!

Posted on August 30, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content, Site Updates.

I installed this nice little Gravatars plugin, and added avatars to comments, posts, and the author pages (here’s mine, for example).

You (yes, all two of you.. maybe three) can get you own avatar by signing up at Gravatar.com, using the same email address you use for your gonad.org account. Alternatively, you can manually specify an image on your profile page. As of right now, you can’t directly upload an image as your avatar, but that’s for another day’s tinkering. (If you’re clever, you could use the post editor upload function to upload an image to be used as your avatar, I suppose..)

I’ve been inspired by the “Top WordPress Plugins” list, so I’ll be adding more fun plugins soon. :D :D

PS: Typos be damned!

HACK ATTACK! O SHI–

Posted on August 29, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content, Site Updates.

So, someone exploited my image uploading script (formerly here). They installed some HAX0R TOOLZ to steal my INTERNET TUBES. Seriously though, check out this interface they left behind:

hacks

So, basically they could launch Russian missles from gonad.org.. and here I thought the shoutbox spammers were bad people.

OH WELLS.

eep

Posted on by julieomg.
Categories: Fake Content.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUSTIN.

Quick little link

Posted on by marpet.
Categories: Fake Content.

This is just too cool.

Improv Everywhere

Posted on by justin.
Categories: Fake Content, Videos.

Many of you internet peoples have probably seen the hyponotist hoax by Improv Everywhere, but I think their latest “mission” (as they like to call them) is even better. Check out the video for a glimpse.

Sound interesting? Check out the mission log, complete with photos and more videos. I especially like the employee and improvee (let’s pretend that’s a word) reactions.

Thanks to John for reminding me about Improv Everywhere, EVEN THOUGH HE COULD JUST AS WELL HAVE POSTED THE LINK HERE HIMSELF. Harrumph.

Ponies and cake. What could be better?

Posted on August 23, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

Cake Pony. There’s pictures of ponies with cake. Simply amazing.

I was oddly entertained by this one.

Also, I feel bad for Sherman. :(

Playing with themes

Posted on August 19, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content, Site Updates.

If you notice the look of the site sporatically and drastically changing, I’m just playing around.

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!

Edit:

Geez, this theme is so pretty. I almost want to keept it. I made a poll on the sidebar. Vote!

Marpet edit:

hehehehe, sorry, i had to add a flare of gayness :)

Justin edit:

I love this clip.

This is HILARIOUS

Free Energy?

Posted on by marpet.
Categories: Fake Content.

This is too cool.

Steorn

An actual patented device.

Wow, this would be amazing if it’s true. Let’s hope so.

My ghosts like to travel

Posted on August 18, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content, Site Updates.

Ok, the shoutbox is back again. I found some updated code to add an IP blocking list to Jalenack’s shoutbox. You can even publish a feed containing your blocked spammer IPs, so other people can synchronize their lists with yours, or you can synchronize your list with theirs.

The server gonad.org is hosted on blocks using file() to open URLs, so I had to change:

$lines = file($feeds[$i]);

to:

$cmd = "wget ".$feeds[$i]." -q -O -";
$lines = explode( "\n", s h e l l _ e x e c( $cmd ));

in jal_shout_spam_sync().

If you’re wondering why s h e l l _ e x e c() is spaced out like that, read the end of this. Google saved me from ripping my hair out.

Sleep.

duuuude

Posted on August 17, 2006 by julieomg.
Categories: Fake Content.

ive never actually posted on this, i don’t think.

anyway shameless almost-self promotion:

ps. i pay for this site, so don’t bitch, bitches!!!! (the truth is i’ll never let justin pay because then i wouldn’t be able to say that)