Where AIM screennames go when they die…

Posted on October 29, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

12 AM, Sunday October 29th 2006:

gonad goat: :|
haq: yes
gonad goat: well, don’t let it happen again.
haq: wat?
haq: idk u
gonad goat: o rly
haq: ya
haq: rly
gonad goat: this toubles me. could it be that the person (previously) using this screen name neglected it for so long that it expired and you re-registered it?
haq: possible
haq: i doubt the re registering part
haq: but surely you have the wrong person
gonad goat: hrm
gonad goat: how long have you had this name?
haq: idk i aint reg it
gonad goat: O_O
gonad goat: did you steal it? haha
haq: i stole it from the person that stole it
haq: i didnt take it from the original owner
gonad goat: haha
gonad goat: that almost makes it ok, i’d say :)
haq: yea
gonad goat: used to belong to my friend.. but i haven’t seen it online for maybe 3 or 4 years :D
haq: damn
haq: thats long
gonad goat: that’s why i messaged.. i was surprised :)
haq: u didnt see it on
haq: or
haq: him
gonad goat: this name
gonad goat: he has another name
haq: oh
gonad goat: that is rarely on as well, but
haq: wa he think about this being on?
gonad goat: he doesn’t use aim much :)
gonad goat: he probably forgot all about it
haq: good i dont wanna loose it
gonad goat: haha
gonad goat: not too many sn’s that short floating around :)
haq: i got a lot
gonad goat: you and your stolen names..
haq: some were dead
gonad goat: no one probably tries for them anymore, assuming everything is taken :)
haq: they are
gonad goat: how do you get the passwords? some sort of dictionary attack?
haq: hard to explain, i personally dont attack any sns or target them
haq: aim kiddies do that
haq: i probably stole it from them
haq: this sn i dont even rmr how i got
haq: i just have it
haq: so i use it
haq: cause i dont use my main sn anymore
gonad goat: i didn’t know there was such a thing as an “aim kiddie” :)
haq: but back then
haq: a lot of kids wanted a 3 letter sn
haq: or 3 character
haq: they thought it was cool or w/e
haq: it was like a whole scene
haq: i think it still exists
haq: some crack them with dictionaries
haq: some exploit them somehow
gonad goat: i suppose anything that can be cracked, will be eventually, by someone with too much time on their hands :)
haq: yea
gonad goat: you mind if i post our convo on my site, for my friend that used to own that sn to see? i think he’ll be oddly amused :)
haq: i guess
gonad goat: thanks :)

From my stalker-like and overly complete logs:

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Also, dongs.

Feel the beats!

Posted on October 27, 2006 by marpet.
Categories: Fake Content.

A freakin’ 3 year old that is smarter than Kraft, lol.

“Tell me why!”

Posted on October 15, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content, Music, Videos.

For good and for awesome.

Today is a holiday

Posted on October 13, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

Lucky 13.

I’ve don’t think I’ve ever had a bad “Friday the 13th.” With so many people worrying about what can go wrong, that leaves a lot of enjoying the what-has-went-good for me to do.

It seems sort of counter-intuitive to give Friday a bad rep. I mean, it’s Friday — end of most people’s work/school/whatever week and time for the weekend to begin. Sure, I’ve had to work late Fridays, had to anticipate working yet another Saturday. Overall, though, Friday is a little party. “We’ve made it through one more week! Holy shit!”

So, think of Friday the 13th of a challenge to make this Friday better than any other, rather than a day of superstitious loathing (perhaps that a slight overstatement, but anyway…). Just remember, “Hey, it’s Friday!”

Get out of town, if you think I’ll get out of town

Posted on October 9, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

Yes, my life is a lie. This is the real me.


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