Image uploader, reborneth!

Posted on November 30, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content, Site Updates.

I finally took the time to do this:

Long story short, someone exploited the uploading script I was previously using for my image uploading site. A backdoor was installed, giving them full reign over my account on the server which this site is hosted. Luckily, I caught this before anything malicious could happen, but needless to say, I was not pleased at the event.

While running this site for the past few years, I have enjoyed watching it grow, and have had a good time tinkering with it (mostly behind the scenes, many times banning the seemingly endless supply of Brazillian porn forums.. hmm).

Right before disabling the old uploading script, the site had peaked in usage with 8.4 MILLION requests (which includes each time an image is requested from a remote site, etc) with over 60,000 page views in one month. This may sound like small bananas compared to many sites, especially the multitude of hosting sites availible these days, but watching MY site (the site with nothing but a textbox for a filename and an upload button) get to there, from nothing, was exciting.

After the exploit, I honestly wasn’t planning to fix the site any time soon. When I came across Uploader only a few minutes ago, though, I was inspired to get things rolling again.

You do have to register an account to upload now, but registration is open to anyone. Please give it a shot.

Enjoy the uploading :)

-Justin

The old address (http://gonad.org/upload) now redirects to the new http://upload.gonad.org. Sleep now.

I’m a lazy shopper…

Posted on November 29, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

So, I’m trying to buy a Wii at my local Wal-Mart. Wiiseeker tells me they should be getting some December 3rd and/or (I don’t know how to interpret their results, exactly) December 6th.

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Is it even accurate? I sort of want to get this thing before Christmas, as it is my Christmas gift (technically from my mom, but purchased by me with my own money — very complex).

I never knew the Zelda timeline was so complicated..

Posted on November 27, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content, Videos.

Oh lawds, I gotta gets me a Wii. FYI, my current newest console is the SNES Sega CD (thanks for the correction, AJ :P Fucking Sewer Shark. I’ll never beat that game). I’m a little out of touch.

It helps if I type a title here

Posted on November 26, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content, Videos.

If you haven’t seen/heard Michael Richards’ (Kramer from Seinfield) racist diatribe, watch it first. Here’s two of the guys it was directed at in an interview on NBC, as well as a clip from Richards’ apology on Letterman.

But, personally, I enjoyed Paul Mooney’s interpretation most:

I’m not sure what to think. Maybe Richards just cracked?

TACO TOWN!

Posted on November 25, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

I can’t believe someone actually did this.

How not to rob a convience store.

Posted on November 15, 2006 by marpet.
Categories: Fake Content.

Normally, I wouldn’t post an update like this without more than one link, but.. this is just too funny.

ENJOY!

Teehee

Posted on November 12, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content, Videos.

Peas

Posted on November 10, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

buh!

xkcd. Perhaps the best webcomic ever!

Speed test

Posted on November 9, 2006 by marpet.
Categories: Fake Content.

Neat little speed test!!!!!1

Click the image you nooblets!

And yes, that’s my connection for you… the difference between download and upload is disturbing…. :o

Dave has a read/write lock on this thing

Posted on November 8, 2006 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

It doesn’t matter what that means. Here are words.

[17:46] <@Daveyeah> handbanana
[18:01] * gonadgoat hand bananas dave
[18:02] <@Daveyeah> that’s sad.
[18:02] <@Daveyeah> especially given that i’m eating some sort of quasedilla
[18:02] <@Daveyeah> and given that i can’t spell quasedilla
[18:05] <@gonadgoat> QADUARLALSSA
[18:06] <@gonadgoat> quesadilla isn’t it?
[18:06] <@Daveyeah> mmmmmmmm
[18:06] <@Daveyeah> if it is, i’m proud of myself for getting so close
[18:06] <@Daveyeah> i figured i missed a few vowels
[18:06] <@gonadgoat> queso = cheese
[18:06] <@gonadgoat> dilla = MM GOOD SHIT
[18:06] <@gonadgoat> haha
[18:06] <@gonadgoat> that’s how spanish works
[18:07] <@gonadgoat> you list one ingredient
[18:07] <@gonadgoat> and then how good it is
[18:07] <@Daveyeah> haha
[18:08] <@Daveyeah> i don’t say this very often, but i do believe that conversation diserves to be on gonad.org somewhere
[18:08] <@gonadgoat> STAND BY
[18:08] <@gonadgoat> as i have no content
[18:08] <@gonadgoat> this will do.
[18:08] <@Daveyeah> nice!
[18:09] <@Daveyeah> i like knowing i have an inside guy for one of the biggest fake content blogs in the universe

STORY COMPLETE, INSERT MONEY.