A warning from the future?

Posted on June 28, 2007 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

When I saw this, I decided it wasn’t just another spam email.  Something BIG is going on in the cosmos.  This is a sign, friends.

From:  “justin” <justin@hahaheehee.com>
Subject:  linguistic vacuum cleaner
Date:  Thu, June 28, 2007 3:07 am
To:  justin@[DELETED!]

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Am I warning myself of the apocalypse from the future? Or perhaps alternate-dimension me is playing a joke on me me… “Linguistic vacuum cleaner?” Am I going to make a grammar mistake that will end life as we know it??  And why was that ad for viag–OH NEVERMIND!

Quick, somebody crack the code!  Time is of the essence!