The ACME Klein Bottle
Every now and again I wonder to www.kleinbottle.com and hope that I will someday own one of these fine pieces, to marvel at for all time. Particularly intriguing is the Klein Stein, which actually has somewhat of an everyday use, compared to most of the other items.
I think what I like most is the corny humor found on the site, perhaps more so than the bottles themselves. Take for example this snippet from the specs page:
CAUTION! Acme Klein Bottles are crafted from glass, an inorganic solid in an amorphous non-crystalline state. If dropped, an Acme Klein Bottle may shatter, possibly into paired single-sided Möbius loops. But then again, it may not. Other shocks — including fast decelerations and Republican landslides — may lead to similar fragmentation. Hand wash only, do not tumble dry.
Don’t even get me started on the dihydrogen monoxide section.
Zero-volume never looked so good.. or something.
