Shitburns
He, who heard the sound of thy holy trumpet, and took not warning. He hath clearly wandered too far from the word of God. And Cornelius Bernard Hatcher, your hour has come. Let’s get it on, Big Boy. It’s time to get back on the path.
Cornelius Bernard Hatcher = the shoutbox spam bots. Me = The Roc–erm excuse me.. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
Also, I’m not actually doing anything about the spam bots.. just pretending like I am. Reverse physcology.
In reality, I’m more or less just posting because I haven’t in a long time 
