BREAKING NEWS!
Ivan is full of meat.
Ivan: wow, this pizza is intense
it is loaded with a variety of meats
including bacon
Including bacon, folks.
Even more-breakinger news!
Ivan: UPDATE 1: I think the intensity of the aforementioned pizza has overwhelmed me. I might blow chunks.
Despite efforts by Slanting Sides Technologies, aforementioned chunks we indeed blown, causing a janitorial crisis of unforeseen proportions.
