So, you may have seen this somewhere on the internets:
If not, you have now.
Ken, Ivan and I had an intellectual conversation regarding to use of “JO” in this ad. I wouldn’t have known what JO meant out of context, but one can certainly come to understand the meaning quite easily when considering the ad as a whole. So began the Jo Era.
Now, several weeks after JO (or jo or Jo or J.O. or J-O) has entered the realm of standard conversational language, Ken has been inspired to pen a monumental song to the tune of Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up.” This was finished at aproximately 2:50PM today.
One salami sandwich and several hours later, I am pleased to present to you my finest work:
The Rick Astley Experience – Jo You Up (Extended Mix)
Here are Ken’s lyrics in their original form. I had change things a bit for this unprecedented extended mix.
we’re no strangers to jo
you know the rules
and so do Ia full jo-mitment’s what I’m thinkin’ of
you wouldn’t get this from
any other guyI just wanna jo up to the ceilin’
tell me are you
man enoughChorus:
’cause you’re gonna jo you up
then I’m gonna jo me down
then I’m gonna reach around
and jo you
gonna strap down both our thighs
and our manly loads will rise
up into the skies ’cause
I jo’d youwe’ve jo’d each other
for so longyour dong’s been aching but
you’re too shy to say itinside we both know what’s been
goin’ ontornado’s comin’ and we’re
gonna spray itand if you ask me how I’m feelin’
no gay stuff dude it’s
not that way(chorus)
’cause I’m gonna JO
and you’re gonna JO’cause I’m gonna JO
and you’re gonna JOI just wanna squirt up on the ceilin’
hey I got some
on your hand(chorus x 3)
Finally, I can start that professional singing career I’ve always wanted!
justin
steve
Twink.exe
John
hello i saw your personel ad and i relly must agree it is hard to find a regular bud just for some good old jo these gay guys there ok at home in san fransisco or whatever but stay away from my manhood ok i dont go that way man
anyway man i feel for you and hope you manege to find a fucken mans man to get some good old jo on with that tornadoe shit is pritty funny but i gess i see what you mean i always wanted a jo bud who could finish me off in that computer room on jurasic park while the velosirapters rammed the door tryin to get in but they cant cause were all smashed up together on thedoor all swetty and shit
anyway sorry to right a fucken book good luck man
You have a gift, gnadd0r. I really think you should consider a Greatest Jo Hits album. Time-Life would be stupid not to pick up a compilation of such magnitude.
Also, Ron, I think it might be better in the cage with the power switches with the velociraptor smashing through the wall.
that sounds fucken intense man i know a guy whos brother does stunts in hollywood maybe he could get some velossirapter models and well see where it goes ok
talkin boutthat you ever jo doubled up on a motorcycle man that was probly the best jo i had ever fucken stickyed up in the mohave desert aint no one around oh god
wat
Ron, you’re an inspiration.
How could I not continue to spread the joy of jo throughout the world?
I may have to take you up on that Greatest Jo Hits album, Ivan.
its either genius or complete madness.
also zach dosent like your song kraft, but then he is a tard.
Zach needs to learn to embrace jo.