Holy crap. I have work to do if I want to compete in the world of professional bearding.
Edit2: I’ve looked at my face long enough…
Edit:
That’s what always happens, y’see. I’m far too lazy to shave, but even trimming a beard into something special is a daunting task in my mind.







It’s not like it’s hard work though.
Though my current facial situation is slightly more tame, see above for the usual outcome of my bearding experiments.
Also, bearding is apparently a real word, though it has little to do with the topic at hand
You did have quite distinguished mutton chops.
obligatory: http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/