It’s on, RadarG
Tags: future apologies regarding accidentally associating someone with dog penis, gmail, google fight, my stupidity
Categories: Fake Content.
Alright, I’ll admit that I am occasionally sort of stupid. Every few months I’ll think to myself, “Don’t I own justin.kraft@gmail.com? I couldn’t have possibly missed out registering my own name.”
So, I’ll go through a few iterations of guessing passwords, scratching my head, and trying to place this possibly-existent account registration on a time line of previously-retired passwords. I never get anywhere.
So today, I finally realize, after all this time, that I’ve never attempted to find out who actually owns this account (or if it is really me!). Come to find out, the real owner is none other than RadarG, who seems to have an overabundance of network and computer related forum posts across the webernetz.
I was content with this information, and appreciated the content found in the search results. Then, however, I decided to utilize all that science had to offer and conducted a most technical experiment to compare our online personas:
Apparently, I am the suck. I was pretty much devastated by this, and was on the verge of ending it all. Luckily, one of my scientific colleagues suggest that my experiment need a control case:
As one can conclude, both RadarG and I have a long way to go before we really earn our respective places in cyberworldland. That said, I will continue moving forward diligently. Though I have a long road ahead of me, I shall dream of a day when I will equal the red rocket.
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