Alright Internets, I need some info

Posted on July 23, 2009 by justin.
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Where in the face-bleeding hell does the term picky-uny (or picky-uni, picky-yuni, etc) originate from? Is it regional?

There are very few mentions of it on the internet, and I can’t seem to find any clues as to where the uny/uni/yuni comes from.

From context, it means overly choosy or picky, but I need more than that!

This is a bunch of Spokker Jones! HALP!

UPDATE, HOLY CRAP!

SSLDP: CHATS EDITION!

Posted on July 18, 2009 by justin.
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(6:36:49 PM) CHATTER 6000: woohah
(6:36:49 PM) gonadgoat <AUTO-REPLY>: INSERT COIN
(6:37:01 PM) CHATTER 6000: (25c)
(8:55:27 PM) gonadgoat: WELCOME TO SUPER SLOW LOADING DONGS PUNCHYOMOUF!
(8:55:36 PM) gonadgoat: PLEASE CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
(9:18:20 PM) CHATTER 6000: #2
(9:19:15 PM) gonadgoat: YOU LOSE!
(9:24:55 PM) CHATTER 6000: :(

WIZZLES, WIZZLA, WIZZLES, WIZZLA

I think, if you were on drugs, this would ruin you:

Peter Bjorn and John – “Lay It Down”

Personally, I like “Nothing To Worry About” more… though I don’t find rockabilly Asians quite as mind-warping (even the giant haired ones).

Billy Mays Shirts

Posted on July 2, 2009 by justin.
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Not sure if the comment came from a mighty spam bot or a meaningful Billy Mays fan (unlikely, as I have no content and therefore no visitors to my site), but I found this in my shoutbox:

http://www.billymaysshirt.com/

Such a mightily groomed beard and such refined salesmanship. You will be missed, Billy.

I sort of wish they had used this image, though:

SOAP

SOAP