Author Archives: daveyeah
NOVEMBER! (PHONE RANT.)
So I’m in need of a new phone. My current one has a screwed up charging input, making it difficult to charge; the keyboard is putting in double letters, and is in general unpleasant to work with, and the headphone jack cuts out, which results in paused music every time I move more than 3 … Continue reading
gatorade.
How come sometimes when I open a gatorade, while holding it upright mind you, it somehow leaks gatorade all over the damn place. Perhaps a teaspoon worth of gatorade is on my pant leg now. It’s kind of like this. Also, while we’re talking about Gatorade… when did drinking a sports drink turn into a … Continue reading
September!
Title is unrelated to content. I bought the new Red Hot Chili Peppers CD. I know this is a departure from the usual indie music that gets talked about around here, and I feel like you’ll think less of me after this post, but that’s okay. RHCP is one of my favorite bands for the … Continue reading
the internet was designed with this kind of important information in mind.
INTERNET: Bananas have four three vertical segments that can be separated at the center of the banana. More research is needed, but I’m pretty sure this is a new discovery in banana biology. WTF BANANA. Also, I just had a popup notice on my computer that said “real”. I don’t know what “real” could possibly … Continue reading
I hereby establish Music Wednesday, in addition to Music Friday, Music Saturday, and Music Tuesday.
what do you mean we can’t make every day a special music day? MORE SHINS:
Rules of Engagement: Pizza in Groups.
Many times throughout history people have been upset by pizza topping conflict. I’ve spend months in my study considering the concept of group pizza dynamics and I have come up with the following solution(s). 1) Large Group Pizza Ratios. 4:3:1; that’s one mushroom pizza for every three pepperonis and every four plain pizzas. Analysis: The … Continue reading
Is Friday music day around here?
I thought I’d contribute with a great band by a great song. Here it: If that was your first time hearing it, I’m really jealous.
wherein I review hangover 2
I sat down to write a Hangover 2 review, but then I realized I don’t know how to review movies in any normal or critical way. Three paragraphs in I ran out of material, and one can only state how unfunny a movie is so many times. And so, I’m going to review the movie … Continue reading
here be a title
After hundreds of hours of study, years of hard work, sweat, and blood, and after filling out a form and clicking on a link in my email, I am now an authorized submitter of fake content to the gonad.org website savior of humanity. Surely this will look great on my resume; saving humanity brings great … Continue reading
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