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Author Archives: justin

About justin

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

FOR YOU, STEVE

Thanks, “anonymous singer.”

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Grow Powder

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I’m catching up…

I just installed Windows 7 Professional, finally ridding myself of Vista (well, to be honest, Vista treated me fairly well, but I digress). Why not make a list of every piece of software I install, for no particular reason? It might give some insight that will be… insightful. Google Chrome – It even synced my … Continue reading »

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Not to be outdone…

I have found a fine write up on the proper method to eat a banana. In fact, you could call this an ART, I would venture to say. If you’re like most people, you’ve never thought about how to eat a banana. You just ate it. Basically, you peel it, toss the peel, eat the … Continue reading »

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Due to ultimate Grooveshark failure, secondary Music Monday!

I was going to post a nice Grooveshark-powered playlist wigdet deal, with this fine album I wanted to world to hear, but, alas, this was not to be. I can’t seem to get the Grooveshark WordPress plugin to cooperate at the moment. WHY WON’T YOU LET ME LOG IN, PLUGIN? Instead, I shall continue Dave’s … Continue reading »

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OOOOOOHHH, OOHHHAAAAAAAAAAAOOOH, OOOOAAAOOHH

Holy fucking shit. My epicness gauge just exploded, sending shards into what used to be my eye sockets. French band Magma playing part of “De Futura.” Edit: Music Monday. Has a nicer ring to it, but it won’t stick. Edit 2: Interesting. Magma’s songs are in a language called Kobaïan, which was created by Magma’s … Continue reading »

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So much for Music Fridays

Music Saturday it is! Stornoway, again. Enjoy!

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You caught the scent; you need it

White Sea – “Overdrawn” Working on typing out the lyrics for this, for some reason… Dear White Sea, Please post your lyrics here  so I don’t have to figure them out. Your pal, Justin UPDATE: Oh yeah, this post was “Music Technically-Tuesday.”

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Dear Google, why no love?

Google searches for “fost lorever” and “kinkajou disenfranchisement” no longer lead to gonad.org! The later was found on one interesting page, which appears to be part of a fine collection of gibberish. Kudos, AJPIII (All Junky Pages Intentionally Illogical & Inconsistent). I hope this post serves to revive these vital links to our anti-content! UPDATE: … Continue reading »

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We got to learn to love our neighbor…

…before our neighbor starts scaring the love out of us. Stornoway.  This video was very helpful in figuring out the strange guitar tuning!  Such simple, amazing lyrics. </ENDLESSYOUTUBEPOSTS>

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