Author Archives: justin
You wanted a monster, here I am
It took me about a year to figure out who did this song, so I feel obligated to post it. It’s Via Audio. The song is called Lizard Song. It’s awesome. Thanks to TheSlydell on YouTube for posting the lyrics in a comment!
I ain’t a lone ranger
My boys, they live for danger.
Dude!
Astounding. Thanks for introducing me to the genius of cyriak, Dave.
DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK!
[gonad.org's] been here for years! Rockin’ [it's] peers and puttin’ suckas in fear Makin’ the tears rain down like a MON-soon Listen to the bass go BOOM Explosion, overpowerin’ Over the competition, [gonad.org's] towerin’ Wreckin’ shop, when [gonad.org] drop[s] these lyrics that’ll make you call the cops Don’t you dare stare, you betta move Don’t … Continue reading
Dave has inspired me to click several buttons
I took a solid 5 minutes and removed the approximately 100 fake spambot users that had registered since the last time I got pissy and removed them. Also, I’ve installed SI CAPTCHA Anti-Spam, which will hopefully prevent at least some of the damnable bots from returning. It’s only enabled on the registration page and related … Continue reading
HOLY SHIT GOD DAMN
Why you keep breaking, YouTube embed code? Neeeevermind!
gonad.org’s Pages and their Role in Ongoing Human Survival
Man internet, the “pages” which I have defined on this site make absolutely no sense. It’s just some random junk and some old content from Ye Even Oldeier gonad.org. Do I even need pages? Is this the center of the internet (leaning toward this one) or just a blog? Decisions, decisions… Edit: The pages to … Continue reading
Horray!
I swear I was only moments away from attacking my phone with a hammer. My Virgin Mobile Samsung Intercept was a laggy hunk of dung. Suddenly this morning, I was finally update to Android 2.2. Now, the power of the kings of old rests in my fingertips, vomiting forth a deluge of golden wonderment. LIFE … Continue reading
SAUCE PLZ!
Ok, so I guess I’ll actually post something that is nearly worth calling content. As the internets have evolved, many things have ended up in many places. One such thing is the common image file. Images can convey a spectrum of emotions, from lulz to bawws to d’awws (and perhaps even some in between these … Continue reading
I, the greedy one
Bear Hands – Tablasaurus Why do lyrics that are nearly incoherent always mean the most to me?





