Ultimate insults to irc.

THis injustice will not stand, may god have mercy on your soul.

So, yeah.

Oh, gonad.org. How could I have neglected you so?

Never taking time to post meaningless nothingness…

Never updating your underutilized and unneeded WordPress plugins…

Will you forgive me if I post? Perhaps a link? A link to instructional origami videos?

You will? Really??

Thanks gonad.org, you are a true friend.

PS: Post-It notes make for some awesome miniature origami creations. Just thought you might want to know that, gonad.org.

holy fucking shit-cocks batman!

Yes so ive been bothering Reid for countless generations to make ConfuseReviews not look like it was made by a 6 year old in 1997. Anyhoo after some more badgering about it and apparently hell freezing over he has updated to something more modern, and it frankly looks good. So like go and hack his site and deface it horribly laugh at it or whatever.

So i leave you with this wonderful Eve Online based combat simulator.

pew pew

Bag bag bag bag bag…

So, I was in the NY DOT building in Schenectady (thought not to go to the DOT), and I saw this mysterious item upon a bulletin board:

Now, I’m not sure why Kenny Rogers has ended up on this paper bag, but I’m glad whoever went to such efforts placed it for all to see.

Kenny Rogers paper bag maker, I salute you.

Penispump Pumpilation Volume 2

Pumpin’ it up once again.

01. Pump - The B-52’s
02. My Vagina - NOFX
03. The Tussin - MC Chris
04. Fuckin’ an Animal - Gwar
05. Little Girls - Oingo Boingo
06. Stupid MF - Mindless Self Indulgence
07. Pump It Up - Elvis Costello
08. Milkman - Aphex Twin
09. U Can’t Touch This - MC Hammer
10. Strokin’ - Clarence Carter
11. Kinko the Clown - Ogden Edsl
12. Pump Up The Jam - Technotronic
13. Be A Man - Macho Man Randy Savage
14. It’s Raining Men - The Weather Girls
15. Internet Going Nutz - Paul wall
16. Penis Pump - Crank Yankers

Do The Cosmonauty!

BORSCH!
BORSCH! BORSCH!
BORSCH!

Made me think of Landing of Yuri Gagarin by Ozma. Though, not for musical reasons, obviously

I Wanna Be A Hulkamaniac!

I’ve made a beautiful remix, and also a top notch music video of said remix.

Why have I done these things?  Well, simply because I am classy, sophisticated, and by all accounts quite cultured.

Also, this is the first thing I’ve ever uploaded to YouTube.  How exciting!

Smiley Corn!

Holy crap!

I can’t remember where this came from, but I emailed it to myself one day with the utmost urgency.  An image of this caliber must be protected, coddled, and shared.

Penispump Pumpilation Volume 1

Get it while it’s pumpilatin’

01. Ah C’mon - Chuggo
02. Fourteen - The Vandals
03. Wrong Fag to Fuck With - Gay Pimp
04. Pump It Up - Joe Budden
05. National Rape Day - The DeRita Sisters & Junior
06. Pull Over - Trina
07. Ween - Piss Up a Rope
08. Pump It Up! (Radio Mix) - Danzel
09. Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
10. Moskau - Dschinghis Khan
11. Throw the Jew Down the Well - Sacha Baron Cohen & Anthony Hines
12. What What (In the Butt) - Samwell
13. Everybody Walk the Dinosaur - Was (Not Was)
14. Pump It - Black Eyed Peas
15. Goodbye Horses - Q Lazzarus

No, I won’t sit still ’til I’m upside down in the back of your eyes

So, yeah.. I was going to bed, but then I had this great idea to upgrade WordPress and all my freakin’ plugins. So I did. It was relatively painless but time consuming.

It seems WordPress now has tagging and other useful features I haven’t yet noticed! Exciting times, let me tell you.

Lastly, have some Hellsing Ultimate OVA 4 ending:

Generally, I don’t really care much for Nazis… but in marching catboy form? Yeah, I can dig it.

You march around that globe, Schrodinger. World domination is a-okay by me! *thumbs up*