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gatorade.
How come sometimes when I open a gatorade, while holding it upright mind you, it somehow leaks gatorade all over the damn place. Perhaps a teaspoon worth of gatorade is on my pant leg now. It’s kind of like this. Also, while we’re talking about Gatorade… when did drinking a sports drink turn into a … Continue reading
September!
Title is unrelated to content. I bought the new Red Hot Chili Peppers CD. I know this is a departure from the usual indie music that gets talked about around here, and I feel like you’ll think less of me after this post, but that’s okay. RHCP is one of my favorite bands for the … Continue reading
I’m catching up…
I just installed Windows 7 Professional, finally ridding myself of Vista (well, to be honest, Vista treated me fairly well, but I digress). Why not make a list of every piece of software I install, for no particular reason? It might give some insight that will be… insightful. Google Chrome – It even synced my … Continue reading
Not to be outdone…
I have found a fine write up on the proper method to eat a banana. In fact, you could call this an ART, I would venture to say. If you’re like most people, you’ve never thought about how to eat a banana. You just ate it. Basically, you peel it, toss the peel, eat the … Continue reading
the internet was designed with this kind of important information in mind.
INTERNET: Bananas have four three vertical segments that can be separated at the center of the banana. More research is needed, but I’m pretty sure this is a new discovery in banana biology. WTF BANANA. Also, I just had a popup notice on my computer that said “real”. I don’t know what “real” could possibly … Continue reading
Due to ultimate Grooveshark failure, secondary Music Monday!
I was going to post a nice Grooveshark-powered playlist wigdet deal, with this fine album I wanted to world to hear, but, alas, this was not to be. I can’t seem to get the Grooveshark WordPress plugin to cooperate at the moment. WHY WON’T YOU LET ME LOG IN, PLUGIN? Instead, I shall continue Dave’s … Continue reading
I hereby establish Music Wednesday, in addition to Music Friday, Music Saturday, and Music Tuesday.
what do you mean we can’t make every day a special music day? MORE SHINS:
Rules of Engagement: Pizza in Groups.
Many times throughout history people have been upset by pizza topping conflict. I’ve spend months in my study considering the concept of group pizza dynamics and I have come up with the following solution(s). 1) Large Group Pizza Ratios. 4:3:1; that’s one mushroom pizza for every three pepperonis and every four plain pizzas. Analysis: The … Continue reading
OOOOOOHHH, OOHHHAAAAAAAAAAAOOOH, OOOOAAAOOHH
Holy fucking shit. My epicness gauge just exploded, sending shards into what used to be my eye sockets. French band Magma playing part of “De Futura.” Edit: Music Monday. Has a nicer ring to it, but it won’t stick. Edit 2: Interesting. Magma’s songs are in a language called Kobaïan, which was created by Magma’s … Continue reading
So much for Music Fridays
Music Saturday it is! Stornoway, again. Enjoy!
justin
steve
Twink.exe
John
