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gonad.org’s Pages and their Role in Ongoing Human Survival

Posted on May 26, 2011 by justin

Man internet, the “pages” which I have defined on this site make absolutely no sense. It’s just some random junk and some old content from Ye Even Oldeier gonad.org. Do I even need pages? Is this the center of the internet (leaning toward this one) or just a blog? Decisions, decisions… Edit: The pages to … Continue reading »

Categories: Fake Content | Tags: Kiefer Sutherland, ongoing human survival, pages, Ye Even Oldier gonad.org | Leave a comment

Horray!

Posted on April 19, 2011 by justin

I swear I was only moments away from attacking my phone with a hammer. My Virgin Mobile Samsung Intercept was a laggy hunk of dung. Suddenly this morning, I was finally update to Android 2.2. Now, the power of the kings of old rests in my fingertips, vomiting forth a deluge of golden wonderment. LIFE … Continue reading »

Categories: Fake Content, I Bought This | Tags: 2.2, android, intercept, it was way easier to pick that pic than take a pic of my phone, samsung, virgin mobile | 8 Comments

I, the greedy one

Posted on April 14, 2011 by justin

Bear Hands – Tablasaurus Why do lyrics that are nearly incoherent always mean the most to me?

Categories: Fake Content, Music, Videos | Tags: bear hands, I'm sure to use that tag again, jurassic gun, tablasaurus, youtube | Leave a comment

As you can see, I have become cultured

Posted on April 13, 2011 by justin

As a worldly gentleman, as indicated by my camels and pyramids — they are mine, I’m not lying — I thought it was high time to refreshenLOLOLOL up around here. Er, actually, I took some time to WIDGETIZE all my old crap in the sidebar. This means I can arbitrarily change to silly themes at … Continue reading »

Categories: Fake Content, Real Content, Site Updates | Tags: bryan is a thought catalyst, hat dropping, parentheses, widget | 1 Comment

While we’re on the subject of goats

Posted on April 12, 2011 by justin

I figure it would be best to include The Mountain Goats.

Categories: Fake Content, Music, Videos | Tags: goats, the mountain goats, youtube | Leave a comment

ATTENTION INTERNET: GOATS

Posted on April 12, 2011 by justin

This is technically not a goat: This is, though. I’m not as angry now, Bryan.

Categories: Fake Content, Real Content, Videos | Tags: blogger extraordinaire, bryan, goats, youtube | 2 Comments

THANKS TO PROFESSIONAL BLOGGER EXTRAORDINAIRE, BRYAN

Posted on April 12, 2011 by justin

OK MOTHERFUCKER, HERE’S SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT: A LINK! IT’S GOATS — MY PEOPLE, AS PREVIOUS DISCUSSED IN IM WINDOW. BEING THAT I’M TYPING IN CAPS I WANT TO EXPLICITLY EXPLAIN THAT BY “IM” I MEAN INSTANT MESSAGE.