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As you can see, I have become cultured

As a worldly gentleman, as indicated by my camels and pyramids — they are mine, I’m not lying — I thought it was high time to refreshenLOLOLOL up around here. Er, actually, I took some time to WIDGETIZE all my old crap in the sidebar. This means I can arbitrarily change to silly themes at … Continue reading »

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While we’re on the subject of goats

I figure it would be best to include The Mountain Goats.

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ATTENTION INTERNET: GOATS

This is technically not a goat: This is, though. I’m not as angry now, Bryan.

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THANKS TO PROFESSIONAL BLOGGER EXTRAORDINAIRE, BRYAN

OK MOTHERFUCKER, HERE’S SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT: A LINK! IT’S GOATS — MY PEOPLE, AS PREVIOUS DISCUSSED IN IM WINDOW. BEING THAT I’M TYPING IN CAPS I WANT TO EXPLICITLY EXPLAIN THAT BY “IM” I MEAN INSTANT MESSAGE.

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ADSKADSKADSKADSKSDKSDK

Nope.

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VALENTINE!

EAT IT! Short and sweet, this year (also 2/3 of a day late!)

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Well, it’s true..

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I want your flowers like babies want God’s love

I tabbed out my arrangement of “Fever Dream” by Iron & Wine on baritone ukulele which I posted on YouTube a while ago. The horrendous quality and slight widening of the video are part of the ambiance… or something. Also, I am UkeUkeFan‘s hero. The formatting below is a bit screwy. Download this text file … Continue reading »

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You bite, it’s alright

Here’s a neat interview with Jónsi Birgisson, the lead singer from Sigur Rós. He recently released a solo album called Go (free stream of the album!), which is pretty neat. A few songs are preformed live between parts of the interview. Look at all this near content. I’m a posting machine!

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DANCE TIEM

Look, worthless original content! Yes.

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