<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	>

<channel>
	<title>gonad.org</title>
	<atom:link href="http://gonad.org/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://gonad.org</link>
	<description>Hello.  I am a collector of internets.</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:42:58 +0000</pubDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5</generator>
	<language>en</language>
			<item>
		<title>Ultimate insults to irc.</title>
		<link>http://gonad.org/2008/07/03/ultimate-insults-to-irc/</link>
		<comments>http://gonad.org/2008/07/03/ultimate-insults-to-irc/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:42:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neritz</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Fake Content]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gonad.org/?p=303</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[THis injustice will not stand, may god have mercy on your soul.
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>THis injustice will not stand, may god have mercy on your soul.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gonad.org/2008/07/03/ultimate-insults-to-irc/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>So, yeah.</title>
		<link>http://gonad.org/2008/06/12/so-yeah/</link>
		<comments>http://gonad.org/2008/06/12/so-yeah/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 05:26:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>justin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Fake Content]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[gonad.org]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[origami]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sleep deprivation]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gonad.org/?p=302</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh, gonad.org.  How could I have neglected you so?
Never taking time to post meaningless nothingness&#8230;
Never updating your underutilized and unneeded WordPress plugins&#8230;
Will you forgive me if I post?  Perhaps a link?  A link to instructional origami videos?
You will?  Really??
Thanks gonad.org, you are a true friend.
PS:  Post-It notes make for some [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, gonad.org.  How could I have neglected you so?</p>
<p>Never taking time to post meaningless nothingness&#8230;</p>
<p>Never updating your underutilized and unneeded WordPress plugins&#8230;</p>
<p>Will you forgive me if I post?  Perhaps a link?  A link to <a href="http://pem.org/origami/"><em>instructional origami videos</em></a>?</p>
<p>You will? <em> Really??</em></p>
<p>Thanks gonad.org, you are a true friend.</p>
<p>PS:  Post-It notes make for some awesome miniature origami creations.  Just thought you might want to know that, gonad.org.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gonad.org/2008/06/12/so-yeah/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>holy fucking shit-cocks batman!</title>
		<link>http://gonad.org/2008/06/12/holy-fucking-shit-cocks-batman/</link>
		<comments>http://gonad.org/2008/06/12/holy-fucking-shit-cocks-batman/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 05:22:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Fake Content]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gonad.org/?p=301</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes so ive been bothering Reid for countless generations to make ConfuseReviews not look like it was made by a 6 year old in 1997. Anyhoo after some more badgering about it and apparently hell freezing over he has updated to something more modern, and it frankly looks good. So like go and hack his [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes so ive been bothering Reid for countless generations to make <a href="http://www.confusereviews.com">ConfuseReviews</a> not look like it was made by a 6 year old in 1997. Anyhoo after some more <a href="http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/">badgering</a> about it and apparently hell freezing over he has updated to something more modern, and it frankly looks good. So like go and <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">hack his site and deface it horribly</span> laugh at it or whatever.</p>
<p>So i leave you with this wonderful <a href="http://www.eve-online.com/">Eve Online</a> based combat simulator.</p>
<p><a href="http://eve.znaor.hr/simulator/">pew pew</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gonad.org/2008/06/12/holy-fucking-shit-cocks-batman/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Bag bag bag bag bag&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://gonad.org/2008/04/25/bag-bag-bag-bag-bag/</link>
		<comments>http://gonad.org/2008/04/25/bag-bag-bag-bag-bag/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:30:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>justin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Fake Content]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Real Content]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[DOT]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Kenny Rogers]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[New York]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[paper bag]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Schenectady]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gonad.org/?p=299</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So, I was in the NY DOT building in Schenectady (thought not to go to the DOT), and I saw this mysterious item upon a bulletin board:

Now, I&#8217;m not sure why Kenny Rogers has ended up on this paper bag, but I&#8217;m glad whoever went to such efforts placed it for all to see.
Kenny Rogers [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, I was in the <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&#038;hl=en&#038;geocode=&#038;q=328+State+St,+Schenectady,+NY+12305&#038;sll=42.821155,-73.942494&#038;sspn=0.028109,0.053902&#038;layer=c&#038;ie=UTF8&#038;ll=42.814088,-73.942924&#038;spn=0.007028,0.013475&#038;t=h&#038;z=17&#038;cbll=42.813419,-73.942851&#038;cbp=1,205.56748403479685,,0,5">NY DOT building</a> in Schenectady (thought not to go to the DOT), and I saw this mysterious item upon a bulletin board:</p>
<p><center><a href='http://gonad.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/pic-32jpg-9.jpg'><img src="http://gonad.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/pic-32jpg-9-225x300.jpg" alt="Kenny Rogers on a mofuggin\&#039; bag!" title="pic-32jpg-9" width="225" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-300" /></a></center></p>
<p>Now, I&#8217;m not sure why Kenny Rogers has ended up on this paper bag, but I&#8217;m glad whoever went to such efforts placed it for all to see.</p>
<p>Kenny Rogers paper bag maker, I salute you.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gonad.org/2008/04/25/bag-bag-bag-bag-bag/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Penispump Pumpilation Volume 2</title>
		<link>http://gonad.org/2008/04/14/penispump-pumpilation-volume-2/</link>
		<comments>http://gonad.org/2008/04/14/penispump-pumpilation-volume-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 04:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>justin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[compilation]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[penispump]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pumpilation]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[yes penis]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[yes pump]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gonad.org/?p=297</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Pumpin&#8217; it up once again.
01. Pump - The B-52&#8217;s
02. My Vagina - NOFX
03. The Tussin - MC Chris
04. Fuckin&#8217; an Animal - Gwar
05. Little Girls - Oingo Boingo
06. Stupid MF - Mindless Self Indulgence
07. Pump It Up - Elvis Costello
08. Milkman - Aphex Twin
09. U Can&#8217;t Touch This - MC Hammer
10. Strokin&#8217; - Clarence Carter
11. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><a href='http://wepump.in/pumpilation2.php'><img src="http://gonad.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/cover2.jpg" alt="Pumpilation Volume 2" title="Pumpilation Volume 2" width="450" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-298" /></a></center></p>
<p>Pumpin&#8217; it up <a href="http://wepump.in/pumpilation2.php">once again</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>01. Pump - The B-52&#8217;s<br />
02. My Vagina - NOFX<br />
03. The Tussin - MC Chris<br />
04. Fuckin&#8217; an Animal - Gwar<br />
05. Little Girls - Oingo Boingo<br />
06. Stupid MF - Mindless Self Indulgence<br />
07. Pump It Up - Elvis Costello<br />
08. Milkman - Aphex Twin<br />
09. U Can&#8217;t Touch This - MC Hammer<br />
10. Strokin&#8217; - Clarence Carter<br />
11. Kinko the Clown - Ogden Edsl<br />
12. Pump Up The Jam - Technotronic<br />
13. Be A Man - Macho Man Randy Savage<br />
14. It&#8217;s Raining Men - The Weather Girls<br />
15. Internet Going Nutz - Paul wall<br />
16. Penis Pump - Crank Yankers</p></blockquote>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gonad.org/2008/04/14/penispump-pumpilation-volume-2/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Do The Cosmonauty!</title>
		<link>http://gonad.org/2008/04/08/do-the-cosmonauty/</link>
		<comments>http://gonad.org/2008/04/08/do-the-cosmonauty/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>justin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Fake Content]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[borsch]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cosmonaut]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cosmonauty]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ozma]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[youtube]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[yuri gagarin]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gonad.org/?p=294</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
BORSCH!
BORSCH! BORSCH!
BORSCH!
Made me think of Landing of Yuri Gagarin by Ozma.  Though, not for musical reasons, obviously 
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q_xVXQCrPxQ&#038;hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q_xVXQCrPxQ&#038;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p>
<p><em>BORSCH!<br />
BORSCH! BORSCH!<br />
BORSCH!</em></p>
<p>Made me think of <a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKmYUJTLX1Y' >Landing of Yuri Gagarin</a> by <a href="http://www.myspace.com/ozma">Ozma</a>.  Though, not for musical reasons, obviously <img src='http://gonad.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gonad.org/2008/04/08/do-the-cosmonauty/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>I Wanna Be A Hulkamaniac!</title>
		<link>http://gonad.org/2008/03/29/i-wanna-be-a-hulkamaniac/</link>
		<comments>http://gonad.org/2008/03/29/i-wanna-be-a-hulkamaniac/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 23:14:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>justin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Real Content]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[halkamanaiac]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[hulk hogan]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[music video]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[remix]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[youtube]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gonad.org/2008/03/29/i-wanna-be-a-hulkamaniac/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve made a beautiful remix, and also a top notch music video of said remix.
Why have I done these things?  Well, simply because I am classy, sophisticated, and by all accounts quite cultured.

Also, this is the first thing I&#8217;ve ever uploaded to YouTube.  How exciting!
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve made a beautiful remix, and also a top notch music video of said remix.</p>
<p>Why have I done these things?  Well, simply because I am classy, sophisticated, and by all accounts quite cultured.</p>
<p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jjIrV7bhyco"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jjIrV7bhyco" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent"></embed></object></p>
<p>Also, this is the first thing I&#8217;ve ever uploaded to YouTube.  How <em>exciting!</em></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gonad.org/2008/03/29/i-wanna-be-a-hulkamaniac/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Smiley Corn!</title>
		<link>http://gonad.org/2008/03/23/smiley-corn/</link>
		<comments>http://gonad.org/2008/03/23/smiley-corn/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 02:18:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>justin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Fake Content]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[freakin' awesome]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[smiley corn]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gonad.org/2008/03/23/smiley-corn/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Holy crap!

I can&#8217;t remember where this came from, but I emailed it to myself one day with the utmost urgency.  An image of this caliber must be protected, coddled, and shared.
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Holy crap!</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://gonad.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/smileycorn.jpg" alt="Smiley Corn" /></p>
<p>I can&#8217;t remember where this came from, but I emailed it to myself one day with the utmost urgency.  An image of this caliber must be protected, coddled, and shared.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gonad.org/2008/03/23/smiley-corn/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Theme updated, horray!</title>
		<link>http://gonad.org/2008/03/16/theme-updated-horray/</link>
		<comments>http://gonad.org/2008/03/16/theme-updated-horray/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:51:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>justin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Site Updates]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[breaking everything]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[theme]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[vistered little]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[wordpress]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gonad.org/2008/03/16/theme-updated-horray/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I took some time to update gonad.org&#8217;s WordPress theme, Vistered Little, to the newest version.  There was an evil security flaw in the version I had been using, though I&#8217;m nearly a year behind in noticing this.
My idea of &#8220;taking some time&#8221; is grepping through some php and css, and haphazardly pasting bits here and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I took some time to update gonad.org&#8217;s WordPress theme, <a href="http://windyroad.org/software/wordpress/vistered-little-theme/">Vistered Little</a>, to the newest version.  There was an <a href="http://windyroad.org/2007/05/30/security-alert-for-vistered-little-theme/">evil security flaw</a> in the version I had been using, though I&#8217;m nearly a year behind in noticing this.</p>
<p>My idea of &#8220;taking some time&#8221; is grepping through some php and css, and haphazardly pasting bits here and there.  It appears I did this without breaking anything, and even allowed everything that was previously working to continue doing so (as far as I can tell).  Quite an accomplishment.</p>
<p>I shall fiddle with the wallpaper images later!</p>
<p>Edit:</p>
<p>D&#8217;err.. I think the shoutbox is broken for registered users (which means mostly me!!)!  I&#8217;ll fix tomorrow :[</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gonad.org/2008/03/16/theme-updated-horray/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Penispump Pumpilation Volume 1</title>
		<link>http://gonad.org/2008/03/13/penispump-pumpilation-volume-1/</link>
		<comments>http://gonad.org/2008/03/13/penispump-pumpilation-volume-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 03:16:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>justin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Fake Content]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[blackface]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[compilation]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dongs]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[penispump]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[whoop whoop]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gonad.org/2008/03/13/penispump-pumpilation-volume-1/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[

 Get it while it&#8217;s pumpilatin&#8217;
01. Ah C&#8217;mon - Chuggo
02. Fourteen - The Vandals
03. Wrong Fag to Fuck With - Gay Pimp
04. Pump It Up - Joe Budden
05. National Rape Day - The DeRita Sisters &#38; Junior
06. Pull Over - Trina
07. Ween - Piss Up a Rope
08. Pump It Up! (Radio Mix) - Danzel
09. Never [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://gonad.org/2008/03/13/penispump-pumpulation-volume-1/pumpilation-vol-1/" target="_blank" rel="attachment wp-att-286" title="Pumpilation Vol 1"></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://wepump.in/pumpilation.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://gonad.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/pumpilation.jpg" alt="Pumpilation Vol 1" height="400" width="400" /></a></p>
<p> Get it while it&#8217;s <a href="http://wepump.in/pumpilation.html" title="Pumpilation Vol 1" target="_blank">pumpilatin&#8217;</a></p>
<blockquote><p>01. Ah C&#8217;mon - Chuggo<br />
02. Fourteen - The Vandals<br />
03. Wrong Fag to Fuck With - Gay Pimp<br />
04. Pump It Up - Joe Budden<br />
05. National Rape Day - The DeRita Sisters &amp; Junior<br />
06. Pull Over - Trina<br />
07. Ween - Piss Up a Rope<br />
08. Pump It Up! (Radio Mix) - Danzel<br />
09. Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley<br />
10. Moskau - Dschinghis Khan<br />
11. Throw the Jew Down the Well - Sacha Baron Cohen &amp; Anthony Hines<br />
12. What What (In the Butt) - Samwell<br />
13. Everybody Walk the Dinosaur - Was (Not Was)<br />
14. Pump It - Black Eyed Peas<br />
15. Goodbye Horses - Q Lazzarus</p></blockquote>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gonad.org/2008/03/13/penispump-pumpilation-volume-1/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
