No, I won’t sit still ’til I’m upside down in the back of your eyes

So, yeah.. I was going to bed, but then I had this great idea to upgrade WordPress and all my freakin’ plugins. So I did. It was relatively painless but time consuming.

It seems WordPress now has tagging and other useful features I haven’t yet noticed! Exciting times, let me tell you.

Lastly, have some Hellsing Ultimate OVA 4 ending:

Generally, I don’t really care much for Nazis… but in marching catboy form? Yeah, I can dig it.

You march around that globe, Schrodinger. World domination is a-okay by me! *thumbs up*

Rickrolled… with a twist…

So, you may have seen this somewhere on the internets:

If not, you have now.

Ken, Ivan and I had an intellectual conversation regarding to use of “JO” in this ad. I wouldn’t have known what JO meant out of context, but one can certainly come to understand the meaning quite easily when considering the ad as a whole. So began the Jo Era.

Now, several weeks after JO (or jo or Jo or J.O. or J-O) has entered the realm of standard conversational language, Ken has been inspired to pen a monumental song to the tune of Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up.” This was finished at aproximately 2:50PM today.

One salami sandwich and several hours later, I am pleased to present to you my finest work:

The Rick Astley Experience - Jo You Up (Extended Mix)

Here are Ken’s lyrics in their original form. I had change things a bit for this unprecedented extended mix.

we’re no strangers to jo
you know the rules
and so do I

a full jo-mitment’s what I’m thinkin’ of
you wouldn’t get this from
any other guy

I just wanna jo up to the ceilin’
tell me are you
man enough

Chorus:

’cause you’re gonna jo you up
then I’m gonna jo me down
then I’m gonna reach around
and jo you
gonna strap down both our thighs
and our manly loads will rise
up into the skies ’cause
I jo’d you

we’ve jo’d each other
for so long

your dong’s been aching but
you’re too shy to say it

inside we both know what’s been
goin’ on

tornado’s comin’ and we’re
gonna spray it

and if you ask me how I’m feelin’
no gay stuff dude it’s
not that way

(chorus)

’cause I’m gonna JO
and you’re gonna JO

’cause I’m gonna JO
and you’re gonna JO

I just wanna squirt up on the ceilin’
hey I got some
on your hand

(chorus x 3)

Finally, I can start that professional singing career I’ve always wanted!

Omnviewficence

Er, just getting my fake word to show up on Google.

Move along here, nothing to see.

I always knew Kirby represented the Westside

So don’t change the dizzle, turn it up a little
I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles
Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle
G’s to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo

Yeah. I know. This is pretty much the coolest thing you’ve ever seen. No need to thank me.

Spotted over at VG Cats.

Some delicious musical items for your enjoyment

Interdisco is a netlabel based out of Switzerland. Their site says they release the music they like, and it just happens that I also like it quite a bit.

There’s an interesting mix of artists and music represented here. I would call it a sprinkling of electronica, some of it simplistic and downtempo, some experimental, with a dash of general indie sensibility thrown in for good measure. I honestly enjoy every track available on the site.

Here’s a few of my favorites:

• gelb - schöne welt from v.a. - id01. an interdisco compilation
• and me - the bird in me from you can trust me
• binary boy - this system is made of ice from v.a. - winterdisco

8bitpeoples is a group of electronic artists that share a passion for classic video games and the music which can be derived from their hardware. It’s amazing what music you can make a Nintendo Gameboy spit out.

Here’s a trailer for the documentary Reformat the Planet by 2 Player Productions. It features a few 8bitpeoples artists doing what they like to do.

And a few tracks I like:

• Tangible - Hard Knocks Weak Knees
  
• Nullsleep - Big Bad Boom Boss
• Minusbaby - You Just Haven’t Earned It Yet, -baby (Perhaps the greatest Smiths cover ever)

So, there you have it: The best music ever. Enjoy

Circuit Bending, oh lawd.

Oh, Delux Circuit Bent Furby, how I love you.

Perhaps some light listening music…

Encore, encore!

Why did I ever throw out my old Casio keyboard?

BREAKING NEWS!

Ivan is full of meat.

Ivan: wow, this pizza is intense
it is loaded with a variety of meats
including bacon

Including bacon, folks.

Even more-breakinger news!

Ivan: UPDATE 1: I think the intensity of the aforementioned pizza has overwhelmed me. I might blow chunks.

Despite efforts by Slanting Sides Technologies, aforementioned chunks we indeed blown, causing a janitorial crisis of unforeseen proportions.

L, M, N, O, and sometimes P

I was searching again.

There are bands Elemeno P, The Elemeno Peas, and Elemenopy.  Looking for hiphop?  LMNO.  Music for babies?  LMNO Music of course!  Oh, another LMNOP, with an awesome splash page.  Also a freaky looking album by Flossie & The Unicorns, L.M.N.O.P.

There is also a poetry book, and a tribute to someone’s brother.

Ah yes, Local Media Network Oportunities!  Who could forget LMNO Productions?

LMNO Engineering, a name you know and trust.. maybe.

LMNO Tees.  Yup, shirts.  Good play on the P.  Also, LMNO Arts, purveyor of fine horror film greenhouses since 1882!

Perhaps most important in this list:  LMN O’Pies.  They appear to make delicious baked goods.

Er, I don’t quite know what this one is.  And this.. strange but artsy!

There is also a blog, and a blog username.

Dude, a bodyboard company, Elemenohpee!

Alright, let’s get serious, folks.  Join up with the Lake Merritt Neighbors Organized for Peace!

Maybe I’m too easilly amused

“People could be infected with AIDS, (genital) warts or other diseases if they hold the rubber bands or strings in their mouths while waving their hair into plaits or buns,” the paper quoted a local dermatologist who gave only his surname, Dong, as saying.

Heh.

Shitburns

He, who heard the sound of thy holy trumpet, and took not warning. He hath clearly wandered too far from the word of God. And Cornelius Bernard Hatcher, your hour has come. Let’s get it on, Big Boy. It’s time to get back on the path.

Cornelius Bernard Hatcher = the shoutbox spam bots.  Me = The Roc–erm excuse me.. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.

Also, I’m not actually doing anything about the spam bots.. just pretending like I am.  Reverse physcology.

In reality, I’m more or less just posting because I haven’t in a long time