So, I may have mentioned.. I’m buying a house

Posted on June 1, 2007 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content, I Bought This.

I had to take some pictures to submit for some home insurance quotes, so I figured I would share them :) The mortgage is approved, and I have one last paper to sign. We’ll be closing and moving in the next few weeks. Haha, I can finally use my “I Bought This” catagory again.. this time for something big :D


garage1.jpg

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Well this is the most useful site I’ve come across in a while..

Posted on May 28, 2007 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

My penis’s new name is Mussolini the Sugar Coated Crank shaft.
Take Name Your Penis by badasstronaut. today!
Created with Rum and Monkey’s Name Generator Generator.

well hot dog!

Posted on May 15, 2007 by John.
Categories: Fake Content.

WHEEEEL meh buddy Zach got’s’ed hisself one o’ dem dar deviant art pages to put his perdy pikkatures up on, for all us internet folks to gander on!

teh h4x??!!1!

Posted on May 11, 2007 by John.
Categories: Fake Content.

So me and kraft have been playing on this here fancy server, good groop of guys, kinda like a new DLB…

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Cripes! (I hope I haven’t already used this title..)

Posted on April 2, 2007 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

The spammers are going crazy, it seems.  I’ve read that email spam is back on the rise, but hell, I’ve been getting 400-600 attempted spam comments per day (luckily, they’re being blocked very nicely by Akismet).

A few are getting through to my shoutbox, but that’s not quite as protected.  It has functioned well, though, blocking 30,654 bogus entries as of right now.  Perhaps I can rig up Akismet to watch over it as well, for a little added umph.. hmm.

I have a plan.. that last link is a clue.  Oh, but am I too lazy to go through with it?

A sad day for all Pastendom…

Posted on March 30, 2007 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

A student in North Carolina was suspended from his school for following the holy guidelines set forth by Pastafarianism. Dressing as a pirate is a cornerstone of Pastafarian tradition, and any person who employs this style of dress is certainly in close proximity to His noodly appendage.

This is truly a sad day for the freedom of religious expression, and the (semi-)time-honored traditions set forth by the FSM. What pains me more is the lack of regard for the I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts. Let us reflect upon I’d Really Rather You Didn’t No. 3:

I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey = Samey. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We’re Talking About Fashion And I’m Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.

Looks like some folks in North Carolina just can’t “Play Nice.”

This Way Buddah

Posted on March 26, 2007 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content, I Bought This.

Every so often, I get a bored moment and go browsing through my bookmarks. I’ve found myself at artist bengal’s site many times, and I just can’t get enough. Check it out for something a little different.

While doing some random googling, I came up with an interesting interview with bengal, thanks to some StumbleUpon reviews.

I’d like to get my hands on his graphic novel, Meka (book 1, book2), but I’m not entirely sure I want to fork over $50 to Amazon.fr to get em :) In other words, I need to wait for correct moment to impulse buy.

UPDATE-A-TRON

I ordered them :D

Articles expédiés le 17 avril 2007 :
Date de livraison estimee: 25 avril 2007 - 2 mai 2007
1 colis via service postal international

  • 1 ex. de : Meka, tome 1 : Inside
    Vendu par : Amazon.fr
  • 1 ex. de : Meka, Tome 2 : Outside
    Vendu par : Amazon.fr

Amazon.fr isn’t too hard to navigate, even if you giggle whenever you read French, like I do.  Babelfish was helpful where my not-quite-educated guessing fell short :)

Talk about bringing games to life..

Posted on March 11, 2007 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

HEART

Posted on February 14, 2007 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

I was too busy trying to push my car up my street through the snow to notice it was Valentine’s Day!

Cammie says, Why is your car parked three houses down?

Anyway, here’s the usual gonad.org V-Day piece of shit that will never be updated from year to yeartreat.” Enjoy, I guess!

Mm, typing tests..

Posted on February 13, 2007 by justin.
Categories: Fake Content.

I don’t type or spell accurately in reality, but where typing tests are concerned, I can’t help but try to break the land speed record.. with my fingers.. uh.

Anyway!  This test has you type a random part of the Gettysburg Address.  I was oddly entertained.

Typing Test

I’m sure I could go faster.. I just don’t want to expend all of my typing energy this early in the morning.