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After hundreds of hours of study, years of hard work, sweat, and blood, and after filling out a form and clicking on a link in my email, I am now an authorized submitter of fake content to the gonad.org website savior of humanity.  Surely this will look great on my resume; saving humanity brings great esteem and privilege.

I really plan on whipping this web site into shape!  More content of questionable real-ness!  More goat videos!  I don’t have a ukulele but I think I can craft one out of oak and cat gut!

So… now what?

There may or may not be a video above this line of text. Apparently I lack the rudimentary HTML skills to put a youtube video on a blog post, something most four year olds can do.

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gonad.org’s Pages and their Role in Ongoing Human Survival

Man internet, the “pages” which I have defined on this site make absolutely no sense. It’s just some random junk and some old content from Ye Even Oldeier gonad.org.

Do I even need pages? Is this the center of the internet (leaning toward this one) or just a blog?

Decisions, decisions…

Edit: The pages to which I am referring can be seen at the top of the site.

Edit 2: Oh, and in the sidebar!

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Horray!

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I swear I was only moments away from attacking my phone with a hammer.  My Virgin Mobile Samsung Intercept was a laggy hunk of dung.

Suddenly this morning, I was finally update to Android 2.2.

Now, the power of the kings of old rests in my fingertips, vomiting forth a deluge of golden wonderment.

LIFE AS WE KNOW IT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME, INTERNET.

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SAUCE PLZ!

Ok, so I guess I’ll actually post something that is nearly worth calling content.

As the internets have evolved, many things have ended up in many places. One such thing is the common image file. Images can convey a spectrum of emotions, from lulz to bawws to d’awws (and perhaps even some in between these well-defined and well-known examples of emotions).

Occasionally, we come across an image so right, an image so unbelievable and worth living for that we must know where it came from. Across the land message board,people cup their hands to their mouths and shout, “PARDON ME, GENTLEMEN AND LADIES. I WISH TO INQUIRE FROM WHENCE THIS PICTORIAL HAS BEEN DELIVERED! FOR I, BEING A MAN OF GOD, MUST SEEK IT TRULY, AS MY LIFE-MISSION!” people clickity-clack with their fat fingers, “SAUCE PLZ!”

Well fear not friends and demon hunters, we now have salvation.

TinEye - NarutoChu
TinEye

Luckily, I chose an absolutely worthless example to search for, but MARK MY WORDS:   You can find where things come form here, be it obscure Japanese anime porn or less-obscure Japanese anime porn.  Oh, and other images too.

TinEye probably has some crazy-ass advanced techniques to spider the multiwebs and detect this and that, etc, etc.  I honestly have no idea how it works and have been ignorantly happy to use it time and time again!  In fact, I’ve never clicked any of the links or ventured beyond the main page — I am (mentally) forced to search for an image when I’m there; there are no other options.

Perhaps I will continue this enthralling expose on TinEye and actually learn something about it.  Until then, just use it and thank me later.

Update:

Well, post-post (lolol) I thought I should probably also mention SauceNAO, which has also enjoyed a spattering of my searches.  Well, after starting every sentence with “Well,” I decided that I should maybe take a little screenshot to show the minimalism.  Well, The results were actually pretty awesome, so here they are (say nothing of my source image!):

SauceNAO!  Pika-HitlerI’d say SauceNAO wins this round, hands down.

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I, the greedy one

Bear Hands – Tablasaurus

Why do lyrics that are nearly incoherent always mean the most to me?

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Will I make it out alive?

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On safari in the desolate and putrid jungles of Norcross, GA.  How long will it take me to get home?  Can I even get there?

Time will tell.

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As you can see, I have become cultured

As a worldly gentleman, as indicated by my camels and pyramids — they are mine, I’m not lying — I thought it was high time to refreshenLOLOLOL up around here.

Er, actually, I took some time to WIDGETIZE all my old crap in the sidebar. This means I can arbitrarily change to silly themes at the drop of a hat, huzzah!

This makes my site look so professional that the (anti-?)gobs of useless (non-?)content is almost a non-issue! Here’s a few more parentheses: )((())()())))(

Internets, ilu.

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While we’re on the subject of goats

I figure it would be best to include The Mountain Goats.

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ATTENTION INTERNET: GOATS

This is technically not a goat:

This is, though.

I’m not as angry now, Bryan.

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THANKS TO PROFESSIONAL BLOGGER EXTRAORDINAIRE, BRYAN

Classy

Class act, that gonad.org!

OK MOTHERFUCKER, HERE’S SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT:

A LINK!

IT’S GOATS — MY PEOPLE, AS PREVIOUS DISCUSSED IN IM WINDOW. BEING THAT I’M TYPING IN CAPS I WANT TO EXPLICITLY EXPLAIN THAT BY “IM” I MEAN INSTANT MESSAGE.

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