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Posted on March 27, 2011 by justin

Nope.

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VALENTINE!

Posted on February 14, 2011 by justin

EAT IT!

Short and sweet, this year (also 2/3 of a day late!)

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Well, it’s true..

Posted on October 24, 2010 by justin

Thanks, Jim!

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I want your flowers like babies want God’s love

Posted on September 18, 2010 by justin

I tabbed out my arrangement of “Fever Dream” by Iron & Wine on baritone ukulele which I posted on YouTube a while ago. The horrendous quality and slight widening of the video are part of the ambiance… or something.

Also, I am UkeUkeFan‘s hero.

The formatting below is a bit screwy. Download this text file for best results:

Iron & Wine – Fever Dream (Ukulele)

Artist: Iron & Wine
Song: Fever Dream

Tab by: Justin, http://gonad.org

Baritone Ukulele

Tuning CGBD, Capo 2 (D A Db E) - low 4th string, not reentrant tuning

Fingers for stumming pattern (below each section):
T - Thumb
i - Index
m - Middle
r - Ring
p - Pinky

----- Part 1

D |--4-----0-------4-------0--(0)-(0)--
A |----0-------0-------0------(0)-(0)--
Db|------0-------0-------0-------------
E |--4-------4-------4-------4---2-----
.....i i T i T i T i T i T i T i T i
.....T

D |--0-----0-------0-------0-----------
A |--1-----1-------1-------1-----------
Db|----0-------0-------0-------0-------
E |--0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-----
.....i i T i T i T i T i T i T i T
.....T

----- End Part 1

----- Part 2

D |--------0---------------0-----------
A |--1-----1---1-----3-----3---3-------
Db|----0---0-------0---0---0-------0---
E |--4---4---4---4---6---6---6---6-----
.....i i T i T i T i i i T i T i T i
.....T T

D |--0-----0-------0-------0-----------
A |--3-----3-------3-------3-----------
Db|----0-------0-------0-------0-------
E |--0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-----
.....i i T i T i T i T i T i T i T
.....T

----- End Part 2

----- Part 3

D |--------0--------------0------------
A |--1-----1---1----1-----1---1--------
Db|----0---0-------0--0---0-------0----
E |--4---4---4---4--4---4---4---4------
.....i i T i T i T ii i T i T i T i
.....T T

D |--0---(0)-0--0m---0-(0)-----0---(0)-0--0m---0-(0)-----
A |--0---(0)-0--0m---0-(0)-----0---(0)-0--0m---0-(0)-----
Db|--2/4--0--2--4m---4--2p0-0--2/4--0--2--4m---4--2p0-0--
E |------------------------------------------------------
.....m m m mm m m m m m mm m m
.....i i i ii i i i i i ii i i
.....T T T TT T T T T T T TT T T T

----- End Part 3

----- Part 4

D |--------0--------------0------------
A |--1-----1---1----1-----1---1--------
Db|----0---0-------0--0---0------------
E |--4---4---4---4--4---4---4---4/----- < - slide lands on 7, see next
.....i i T i T i T ii i T i T i T
.....T T

D |--------------------------0---0-0-0~ < -
A |--0-----0-------0---------0h1-1-1-0~ <- let open notes ring, see next
Db|--0-0---0---0---0---0---0-0h2---2-0~ <-
E |--7---7---7---7---7---7-------------
.....m i T i T i T i T i T i m m m m
.....i i i i i
.....T T T T

D |----------------5-------5-----------
A |(0~)----0-------0-------0-----------
Db|(0~)0---0---0-------0-------0-------
E |-h7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7----- back to Part 1
.......i T i T i T i T i T i T i T

----- End Part 4

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You bite, it’s alright

Posted on May 3, 2010 by justin

Here’s a neat interview with Jónsi Birgisson, the lead singer from Sigur Rós. He recently released a solo album called Go (free stream of the album!), which is pretty neat. A few songs are preformed live between parts of the interview.

Look at all this near content. I’m a posting machine!

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DANCE TIEM

Posted on May 2, 2010 by justin

Look, worthless original content!

Yes.

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THE LOOK OF LOOOOOOOOOVE

Posted on February 13, 2010 by justin

Nine years in a row? What the balls.

Happy Valentine’s Day

Now with super-awesome music, courtesy of Grooveshark.

Any song suggestions? Comment and add them to this post :D

Song suggestion credits:

Sean — Adam Sandler – Love Stinks
AJ — ABC – The Look of Love
John — Electric Six – Danger! High Voltage

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Instachats, Digsby style

Posted on December 22, 2009 by justin

I added a Digsby-powered chat applet on the sidebar. I’m not sure why, as the sidebar already contains several dozen items that should be removed.

At least it was ridiculously easy!

Feel free to send lewd and/or interesting messages to me in your free time, internets.

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I run, but I can’t outrun

Posted on October 4, 2009 by justin

This is going to be stuck in my head longer than Spree Wilson and Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend combined.

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STOP THE PRESSES! HOLD THE PHONE! CALLING ALL CARS

Posted on September 25, 2009 by justin

Finally, the mystery of all mysteries has been solved (with little-to-no-help from the internets, I might add).

AJ was happy to point me in the right direction after learning of my plight:

Arliss Coates: Why did you shoot Rosemary?
Travis Coates: She was sick.
Arliss Coates: Well, you were sick. How come we didn’t shoot you?
AJ Scrotes: i just saw picayune!
AJ Scrotes: on something awful
AJ Scrotes: in a sentence
AJ Scrotes: here’s a fragment
AJ Scrotes: “navigating vast realms and completing picayune tasks”
Travis Coates: That was different.

Er.. sorry, I was recalling events while thinking about Old Yeller. You know how that goes. Here’s the SA link, sent to me from the heavens, to set me on the correct path.

So, basically, this the correct spelling of “picayune.” Answers.com filled in the rest:

Dictionary: pic·a·yune (pĭk’ə-yūn’)

adj.

1. Of little value or importance; paltry. See synonims at trivial.
2. Petty; mean.

n.

1. A Spanish-American half-real piece formerly used in parts of the southern United States.
2. A five-cent piece.
3. Something of very little value; a trifle: not worth a picayune.

[Louisiana French picaillon, small coin, from French, from Provençal picaioun, from picaio, money, perhaps from Old Provençal piquar, to jingle, clink, from Vulgar Latin *piccāre, to pierce. See pique.]
picayunish pic’a·yun’ish adj.

In fact, I’ve heard the term picayune before (and of Picayune, MS!), though never the adjective picayunish. I can see how either the noun or adjective could easily become mispronounced as picky-uni … Although, the meaning associated with the word, as I have come to know it from context — overly choosy or picky — isn’t really the true meaning.

I have to assume, those that have misheard or mispronounced this word, assuming it’s root was picky, invented a new almost-not-exactly-related meaning. Imagine a phrase like “being choosy about picayune details” restructured as “being picky-uni about details.” Weird, but plausible.

I can now sleep soundly once again. Thanks AJ.

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