The Adventures of Ninja Dude
And so our story begins…
The Adventures of Ninja Dude!!!
Present day..
Ninja Dude prowls around the wretched Potato Chip Cavern of Dooooom!
Ninja Dude: *sniff sniff* “Foul smelling place, I must destroy it…and quickly!”
Ninja Dude: “yeeeaaaarrgh!”
Oh no! The Evil Clothespin of Death has latched onto Ninja Dude!
In a motion to quick for the human eye to whitness, Ninja Dude destroys the cavern, crumpling it into a compact package with The Evil Clothespin of Death holding it together!
Just when things started to seem calm, Dr. Satanic Pen pounces Ninja Dude, forcing him upon the 9-Volt-Electro-Killer Machine!
Dr. Satanic Pen: “Yehehe! How does it feel, my ninjitsu nemesis?”
Ninja Dude: “Pain.. I.. control.. with.. my.. mind..”
In a dash of cunning bravery, Ninja Dude unleashes his Small Utility Razor from his Ninja Dude Belt!
Ninja Dude: “Now it is not me, but justice you will face!”
Dr. Satanic Pen: “Grr. Shut your hole!”
Ninja Dude: “Haha! Your childlike insults mean nothing to a warrior such as I. Sticks and stones may break–wait! What is that in the distance?”
Ninja Dude disembarks from the train to get a glimpse of the great he has discovered.
Ninja Dude: “Great glory… do my eyes play tricks on me?”
Dr. Satanic Pen (in background): “Gah! Not my great orb which I have been hiding high atop a pillar next to the train tracks!”
Skillfully scaling the towering pillar, Ninja Dude nears the great spectacle of shimmering light.
Ninja Dude: “Ho! Great orb! Come to me!”
With orb gleaming in hand, Ninja Dude aims it toward the heavens.
Ninja Dude: “Now to your rightful owner we shall venture!”
Later that night at the Ninja Dude Compound..
Using his Telescreen, Ninja Dude talks to Adam.
Adam: “I see you have found that which belongs to me.”
Ninja Dude: “Yes, old friend. But now I must face the perilous journey to Brussels to return it.”
Adam: “Take care, skilled master. May your ancestors guide you..”
To Be Continued…
©2002-2005 Justin Kraft. Please don’t steal my shit.
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