Yeah, we still have no content.
Soon after the top-most post on this page, due to a catastrophic, world-ending event (the server ran out of disk space due to my needless image uploading page.. that ironically had outlived this non-content until now), the follow posts were lost to the past.
Luckily, I’m stupid, so it didn’t occur to me until a few weeks ago that there would be a google cache of the archive page. So, um, here it is, badly formatted with broken links and images for your viewing pleasure!
On a side note, please sign up for an account and post something! I would very much appreciate it 
-Justin
LMD.. lawnmowers of mass destruction.
Posted Sunday, October 31, 2004 by justin
gonad goat: omg hi2u
Nobody1456: hihihi hi too uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Nobody1456: what cha doing my nigga?
gonad goat: watching a flying lawnmower
Nobody1456: ?!?!?!!!!!
gonad goat: http://media.hugi.is/hahradi/fyndnar/skycutter40.wmv
Nobody1456: hahah damn joos
gonad goat: thats simply amazing
Nobody1456: i want one
gonad goat: haha i know
gonad goat: that’s so nutty
gonad goat: i wonder if it has the blade on
gonad goat: haha
Nobody1456: hahhahaha
gonad goat: it would be an evil weapon
Nobody1456: weapon of mass destruction?
gonad goat: hahaha
gonad goat: yeah
gonad goat: they had like 13 of those in iraq
gonad goat: we had to stop that shit
gonad goat: only, the inspectors skipped over them
gonad goat: mistaking them for lawnmowers
Nobody1456: AAAHAHAHAHHAHA
Nobody1456: lawnmowers in a desert… suspicious
gonad goat: hahaha
alien hackers
Posted Wednesday, October 13, 2004 by slut
clearly the alien hackers are from like 70 million years ago and have been living in their spaceship at the bottom of the ocean. their spaceship is powered by solar energy (and lightbulbs) and eventually turns into a really cool-looking monster. yeah.
anyway. it’s all a part of probably one of the best godzilla movies ever made (except it left out pork and the leprechaun boot). i got the dvd for $5. imagine a godzilla movie with a budget over 2308432098 yen and a computer.
mmmm godzilla. for the record i love godzilla and named my penis after her (since godzilla is a girl).
introducing splode!
Posted Tuesday, October 12, 2004 by justin
Episode 1 - Pork For President
Pork the Monkey seems to be angrilly standing on a space ship of hackers (from the future?) who are also somewhat angry. Godzilla is rather content, although a bit bewildered.
…yeah, I don’t really get it either. Thank AJ for the inspiration.
omfux!
Posted Sunday, September 26, 2004 by justin
anywho, the apple recently released on dvd. as it is one of the best movies ever, everyone should buy it.
http://www.deepdiscountdvd.com/dvd.cfm?itemID=MGD006754
check out this site for a bunch o’ screencaps and info:
http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/apple.htm
omfux peen!
Posted Saturday, September 18, 2004 by slut
oh shit, it’s the return of the kraft! i think that my peen is going to splode with peepee fun!
i’m talking so much peepee fun and excitement that the peen-ster bunny would splode!
i might have to listen to sveedajahivay by ccr to celebrate!
wow
Posted Saturday, September 18, 2004 by justin
my email really pilled up.. I was at 193% of my disk usage quota and it sorta broke the website for a bit. oh, but I fixed it. now, to leave and feast.
hi.
i see amish people
Posted Sunday, September 12, 2004 by slut
yes that’s right. i went to the amish homestead, known by some as kraft’s house. to my amazement it was dark at night and light during the day. i tried to leave all traces of technology behind me as to not startle the timid amish with my stupendous magic powers, but i quickly discovered they had a dark secret of their own! that’s right my friends, evil voodoo magic in the form of tarot cards. it seems that the darkness of kraft’s house is a reflection of his soul and he now spends his time practicing his witchcraft, or witchkraft if i was retardedly witty.
speaking of kraft and evil tarot stuff http://www.webtarot.de/images/die_Kraft.jpg
yeah. die kraft.
oh yeah..
Posted Wednesday, August 25, 2004 by justin
no power. no computer. very complex.
kinkajou disenfranchisement
Posted Saturday, July 31, 2004 by justin
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=kinkajou+disenfranchisement&btnG=Google+Search
this game is no longer fun :] in other news, I should really fix my broken CSS. damnable stuff.
see, told ya.
Posted Thursday, July 22, 2004 by justin
google found my “fost lorever”:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=fost+lorever&btnG=Google+Search
I have entirely too much time on my hands.
this time I’m going for “kinkajou disenfranchisement.” I’ll post when google finds it :]
fost lorever
Posted Wednesday, July 7, 2004 by justin
google doesn’t have any results for “fost lorever.” now, someday, it will.
this is like that Nigritude Ultramarine thing, but only me.
listen to and me or crashed by car.
I sleep.
gonna keep this one short and simple..
Posted Monday, June 28, 2004 by justin
judge + penis pump + court in session = awesome.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html
haha, read all the whitness reports. good times.
once again I am using a long line of test to hide my broken css. once again I am using a long line of test to hide my broken css. once again I am using a long line of test to hide my broken css. once again I am using a long line of test to hide my broken css.
blr0k
Posted Wednesday, June 9, 2004 by justin
The 10 worst album covers of all time:
http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html
quite excellent.
some neat images
Posted Thursday, May 27, 2004 by justin
images. neat ones. look.
http://www.nbc5.com/slideshow/2691965/detail.html?qs=;s=1;w=400
and the pope watching breakdancing! ahah.
http://www.nbc5.com/video/2793932/detail.html#
er..
Posted Thursday, May 20, 2004 by justin
supposedly Andy Kaufman is indeed alive, and has made himself known. this is simply brilliant. I can’t even wrap my mind around it.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040519/234/726q1.html
http://andykaufmanreturns.blogspot.com
Aquaman is gay.
Posted Wednesday, May 19, 2004 by Thalog
HAHAHA!!!
oh my its all so true 
http://www.seanbaby.com/super.htm
how amazing
Posted Friday, May 14, 2004 by slut
i finally determined that shredder is always trying to catch and/or kill the ninja turtles due to child support issues. how could our mean, green, heroes in the half-shell be such deadbeat dads? poor shredder D:
http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg05112004/Doctor-McNinja.jpg
absolute genius
Posted Tuesday, May 11, 2004 by justin
warning: contains aproximately 10.5 naked men.
http://www.codewolf.com/video/9naked.mov
new source: http://www.shannim.net/misc/9naked.mov
requires quicktime.
very interesting
Posted Monday, May 10, 2004 by justin
Stanford Prison Experiment: A Simulation Study of the Psychology of Imprisonment Conducted at Stanford University
wow, this is an interesting read. college students were put in the roles of guard and prisoner, in 1971 at Stanford. includes pictures and video clips.
Oh lord.
Posted Sunday, May 9, 2004 by neritz
Hot spicey Fecal Coliform
another important petition!
Posted Sunday, May 9, 2004 by justin
This time to bring the classic Nickelodeon show Pete and Pete to DVD.
http://www.petitiononline.com/45638/petition.html
Look, this show rocked. I’m sure many of you realize that. For those of you that don’t, just take my word for it.
edit: hell, I decided to dig up some more links related Pete and Pete
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/theadventuresofpeteandpete.html - lots o’ info
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/sounds/theadventuresofpeteandpete-1.mp3 - “Hey Sandy” by Polaris, the theme song
http://www.peteshrine.com/polarisweb/heysandy.htm - theories on the unknown third line from “Hey Sandy” :]
http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/ShowMainServlet/showid-2801/The_Adventures_of_Pete_and_Pete/ - lots more info
http://www.cs.indiana.edu/~jfrens/pete-and-pete/index.html - probably the most complete source of information.
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Posted Sunday, April 18, 2004 by mikel
As my first post, I would like to add something truly strange as well as retarded.
Maybe its old news, but it is the most insane thing I’ve seen in a long time.
Boohbah Zone
And an oldie but goodie.
Singing Swedish Horses (Dinosaurs?)
well, I have a lot of random things lurking around this site..
Posted Friday, April 9, 2004 by justin
I’ve never bothered linking the weird stuff I have scattered in various directories on this domain. so here’s a few interesting tidbits:
what the fuck is this shit? - a very odd turn of events drive me insane.
the adventures of ninja dude - what more can I say? check out this thrilling adventure.
checkers-shadow illusion - I found an image of an optical illusion, and made a 2 movies proving it (sort of). one of the movies has music and naked women (sort of).
ninja vs. worm - some excellent stop motion animation that my friend Bill and I made at college. I added the music later out of boredom.
turtles - happy together - a music video for that tune, created in Fractal Painter with inspiration from my good friend AJ (who has an account to post stuff here, but never does, the whore).
note: for the movies you the DivX video codec.
oh man I thought of a few more things I could include:
my AIM subprofile - I post oddly entertaining converastions and links here. it’s used at my AIM subprofile. yeah.
RIT picture gallery - some pictures from 2000-2002, of some of my friends from college. I know people love looking at pictures of people they don’t know. and I know I love showing them to random people, while technically invading my friends’ privacy without warning, mmm..
more pictures!
Posted Tuesday, March 30, 2004 by justin
this time some interesting pictures from Iraq:
http://www.fotos.geschichtsthemen.de/iraq-war/iraq.htm
new Chernobyl photos
Posted Friday, March 26, 2004 by justin
the site which I posted a while ago has updated with some new pictures. check it out.
http://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/kiddofspeed/
an original poem: an allegory of/in finance
Posted Wednesday, March 24, 2004 by justin
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the agony.. >_<
Posted Wednesday, March 10, 2004 by justin
I buy a lot of cheap DVDs on ebay and whatnot.. but occasionally, for that must-have movie, I will fork out the dough. what disturbs me, however, is that many of the movies I would be willing to pay greatly for have never been released on DVD! sure, I can find a billion worthless DVDs, made by every company that could possibly produce something on DVD media, but I want my favorite movies to be released on DVD!
I’m sure many of you have heard that the Star Wars movies are finally being released to DVD. the three original movies were earthshaking blockbusters, that are still revered by some as some of the best films every made. and now, at least 26 years after the first movie was released, it’s coming to DVD? sure, maybe it’ll cause a bunch of people to fork out the cash for a big boxed set, but the wait still seems ridiculous, to me.
as for some other films I’ve been seeking on DVD for some time now..
Freaked - a billiantly stupid sci-fi comedy that I feel I require on DVD format to sustain my existance. please, if you have ever seen and enjoyed this movie, sign this petition to 20th Century Fox Home Video to release it on DVD in the US (it was released in Germany under the title Freaks, but I shouldn’t need to convert my money to Euros and spend an arm, leg and half a brain on shipping to get it). I’m glad there are others that have love for this film.
Little Monsters - this movie is simply amazing, right? I can’t explain to you how I’ve desired this movie for my DVD collection. well, with its awesomeness comes a sigh of relief–it’s due to be released on DVD on April 6th 2004! about fucking time, you MGM bastards! hehe.
well, there have been many others I have scoured the internet and stores for but have had no success in finding, but I honestly can’t recall what they are (gee, they must be really important to me then, right? ;]) the bottom line is that I want to have a long-lasting copy of my favorite movies to share with the children of the future, as we zoom around in our flying cars, to our highly elevated dome-shaped home. unfortunately the Mr. Spacley’s of the entertainment industry want us to have nothning more than a robotic maid and a talking dog. maybe I’ll start using Cogswell’s Coggs instead of Spacley’s Sprockets, and then we’ll see who’s laughing.
animal thinger
Posted Monday, March 8, 2004 by Thalog
yea so i found this really neat online index of pretty much every animal ever, it lacks somewhat on prehistoric stuff but is pretty comprehensive with more modern stuff, anywase i found this really neat AND SO YOU SHOULD YOU DAMMIT!!!
a look at Chernobyl today
Posted Saturday, March 6, 2004 by justin
as quoted from slashdot:
abysmilliard writes “A young Ukrainian woman has posted a photo journal of her motorcycle rides through Chernobyl and the area surrounding it. Included are pictures of the now-emptied city, maps of current radiation levels, and a discussion of how the area has changed. While the english is quite broken, it’s often rather surreal, as well, with quotes like, ‘I don’t know how sound the silence to those tourists that they can not stand it, but to me after hitting a red line on my bike tacho it sound like all those ghosts cursing 1100cc kawasaki engin.’”
http://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/kiddofspeed/page2.html
wow. some really amazing pictures. check it out.
happy leap day! (introducing the longest post yet!)
Posted Sunday, February 29, 2004 by justin
An abundance on links can be found on Google dealing with the whole leap year principle, but I found this one quite entertaining, the Leap Year FAQ (Frequently Argued Question).
This is nearly as exciting as the time a fellow named Robert Woodside, who’s hobby was “reckoning time,” e-mailed me about a slight problem with the Y3K countdown that my homepage used to contain. since I am the one and only digital packrat, I shall share with you some of our correspondence:
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2000 13:55:39 -0500
From: Robert Anthony Woodside
To: jubjub@telenet.net
Subject: y3k countdown (really?)
Looking at your clock, I find a promise of 33 days this month… Perhaps
you have some residual days in your beancounter class? Maybe, it
neglects
to account that this year, and the year 2400, and the year 2800 are leap
years? As for the fourth bonus day, I suggest you change your target
date to expiry -> 01/01/3000 00:00:00 (and not 24:00:00 — a
non-existant time)
http://www.telenet.net/~jubjub/[note: this is long dead :)]
d8^)
– Woody
——————————————– I replied:
33 days? hehe, that is a problem oddly, even if i try to count down to next febuary (2001), it gives me 33 days for this month. i didn’t write this little nugget of non-y2/3k-compliant programming, so i’ll need to find something else (since i know nothing about java or calendar algorithms). the 00:00:00 suggestion did work, however. thanks alot for actually noticing this, it didn’t occur to me to even think about the possibility that it wasn’t right
and, i assume you emailed jubjub@telenet.net because of the url of the homepage. do you know how many people wouldn’t have realized to do that, even if they had noticed my defunct counter? anyway, thanks a lot.
actually! i was just thinking about it.. take this for example:
365003 is the number of days from, 2000 to 3000, right? well, perhaps, since i dont know how this counter is actually writen, it accounts for the extra leap years by adding them to the day total. although this isn’t how we normally think of it (and it is basically wrong), it’s close enough for me since it does account for the extra three leap years by adding the three days, so (365 * 997) + (366 * 3) = 365003. i don’t know if what i say justifies that it’s working or proves it isn’t. oh well, heh.
hell! i’ve thought about this too long. i’ll see if i can locate another counter that’ll work more effectively in the mean time. thank again.
-justin
——————————————–
Date: Thu, 10 Feb 2000 09:41:32 -0500 (EST)
From: Eclipsed
To: justin kraft <jubjub @telenet.net>
Subject: Re: y3k countdown (really?)
Actually, Justin, time reckoning is something I study as a hobby. Your reply
and curiosity provides me much gratification. I found two such erroneous
applications yesterday, and perhaps the identity of the other miscreant
will show you that you are in notable company. (He was the dean of the
mathematics college and the head of the computer science department at a
significant Canadian institution).
Just to give you a small sample of calendary logic, the currently
employed Gregorian calendar year (well, generally used, but not globally) is
relatively simple.
/* begin pseudo code for Gregorian reckoning system */
pseudoBooleanFunction IsYearStandard( integer yearInQuestion )
{
/* if the year is not divisible by four, it is standard */
/* modulo operator returns an integer remainder of division */
if ( (yearInQuestion modulo 4) > 0 ) return true;
/* if the year is not centurial it is a leap year */
if ( (yearInQuestion modulo 100) > 0 ) return false;
/* if a centurial year is not evenly divisible by 400 */
/* it is a standard year */
if ( (yearInQuestion modulo 400) > 0 ) return true;
/* all remaining centurial years are leap years */
return false;
}
/* caveat, use 0 for January, 1 for February… */
pseudoIntegerFunction DaysInMonth( integer monthInQuestion,
integer yearInQuestion )
{
/* First, there’s February with 29 days */
/* when it is not a standard year */
if ( (monthInQuestion == 1) and IsYearStandard( yearInQuestion) )
return 28;
if ( monthInQuestion == 1 )
return 29;
/* All other months are filtered by a cute modulo relationship */
/* the test catches 3, 5, 8, 10 or April, June, September */
/* and November */
if ( ((monthInQuestion modulo 7) modulo 2) > 0 ) return 30;
/* all the rest have 31 days */
return 31;
}
pseudoIntegerFunction DaysInYear( integer yearInQuestion )
{
/* Most years are 365 days */
if ( IsYearStandard( yearInQuestion ) ) return 365;
/* we have a leap day, this time */
return 366;
}
/* end pseudo code for Gregorian reckoning system */
By applying the above algorithm, you will find 253 leap years from
(inclusive) 2000 until (exclusive) 3000. 1000 * 365 + 253 = 365253 days from
(inclusive) Jan 1, 2000 until (exclusive) Jan 1, 3000.
Now, this does not include intercalary seconds (as the one added to the
year 1998 — December 31, 1998 ended at 11:59 and 60 saeconds PM); nor
does it account for date corrections that will be necessary when the
Gregorian drift error becomes significant.
Hope I haven’t bored you… In knowledge, there is power.
_/_/_/ _/_/_/ _/ _/
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ Woody
_/_/_/ _/_/_/_/ _/ _/ _/
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/_/_/_/ mailto://[e-mail address removed]
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
——————————————– I replied:
i find it amazingly curious that someone that just happens to study time reckoning as a hobby noticed a webpage i put up on a whim i am, in fact, curious about this since i have been taking computer programming in high school for several years (i’m a senior, at the moment). i plan on majoring in comp sci in college, also.
it’s odd that you sent me this, since i have actually wondered how this kind of thing is done, but never really looked into it that much. the algorithms and code i’ve seen for things like calculating which day of the week a certain date falls on, are a bit long and i haven’t really taken time to go through them. this, though, is pretty much self explainitory to me.
if it isn’t too much trouble, if you have any other spare algorithms or code examples for this type of thing, i’d appreciate if you could email me them. if it’s any trouble, though, i’m sure i can find some on my own. any suggestions on where i can learn more on this subject?
we’ll, thank’s again, Woody. i’m glad i have a little something to think about.
-justin
——————————————–
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2000 09:23:03 -0500 (EST)
From: Eclipsed
To: justin kraft <jubjub @telenet.net>
Subject: Re: y3k countdown (really?)
Justin, as for giving you code samples and algorithms, I’ve no problem
doing that. I am employed as a software engineer for a wireless
communication survey company, so I have *lots* of code that I develop.
I’ll be most happy to help that way.
To the point of determining the day of the week that a certain date falls
on… I have such code stiiting around, but I can’t get my hands on it at
the moment. Let me look for it and I’ll send later.
Computer Science? I just graduated from NCSU (Raleigh, NC, USA) three
years ago with a BS in Computer Science. That is a natural for me, I’ve
been building and programming logic circuits since 1963 (when I was eight
or nine) but I got a late start into academics — school has always seemed
a waste of time for me, since information is available to anybody with
sufficient curiosity and resourcefullness. Fortunately, I woke up sometime
in my late thirties and changed my attitude about education and mental
exercise.
If I assume you want an algorith for dates based on the Gregorian
Calendar, as deployed in the USA, the algorithm for date/day reckoning is
trivial. I’ll write you one out during lunch — later today.
For your enjoyment and enlightenment, you might want to visit the
following launch-page…
http://www.greenheart.com/billh/intro.html
for a good understanding of calendary history and processing.
_/_/_/ _/_/_/ _/ _/
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ Woody
_/_/_/ _/_/_/_/ _/ _/ _/
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/_/_/_/ mailto://[e-mail address removed]
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
——————————————– [end of the emails]
well, although most likely none of you took the time to read that, it was oddly memorable to me. I think I’m going to try and e-mail him to for kicks, and see if I get a response (or even have a working e-mail address). I’d also like to see if this is indeed who was e-mailing me: http://www.pme-math.org/organization/macduffee/woodside.html
friends online comic
Posted Wednesday, February 25, 2004 by Thalog
you people in EGG will know him as b00jum in cs, but he is my friend Zach and lives over yonder…
yea so go see his pretty drawings about silly things and what now, is a good lil web comic, verry enjoyable to read…
puddin tain!
Posted Monday, February 23, 2004 by Thalog
prolly more proof that me and chris should be allowed to live.
R3aL S0LutIoNs: i could eat him
R3aL S0LutIoNs: for he is made of pudding
a l c hu r i o n: too much!
a l c hu r i o n: and fake
a l c hu r i o n: !
R3aL S0LutIoNs: haha
a l c hu r i o n: nonetheless
a l c hu r i o n: fake pudding
a l c hu r i o n: not the eatable kind
a l c hu r i o n: :[
a l c hu r i o n: also, hes purple
R3aL S0LutIoNs: well that takes all the fun out of it
a l c hu r i o n: you cant eat purple things
R3aL S0LutIoNs: who wants to be smothered by FAKE pudding
a l c hu r i o n: unleess they taste like grape
a l c hu r i o n: and he tastes like carrot
a l c hu r i o n: fake carrot
a l c hu r i o n: :[
sometimes it’s easy to notice genius when you see it
Posted Thursday, February 19, 2004 by justin
here’s some awesome concepts for commercials. I seriously laughed my ass off. here are my favorites:
http://turnpikefilms.com/spots/nutrigrain.html
http://turnpikefilms.com/spots/thecure.html
http://turnpikefilms.com/spots/nebob.html
requires quicktime.
gonad.org is leeching its way into the infratructure of the internet..
Posted Saturday, February 14, 2004 by justin
http://www.rotteneggs.com/r/show/se/1187149.html
somehow, a very obscure muttled piece of text from my extended AIM profile archive and a link to an amazingly compelx checkers thing I made have ended up as the “Related Website” link for the movie “It Grows on Trees” from 1952. I’m so proud, so very proud…
ahhh, Valentine’s Day is just around the corner..
Posted Friday, February 13, 2004 by justin
a day of love, giving, and candy. what more could you ask for? a stupid web-based Valentine, perhaps? of course!
http://www.gonad.org/valentine/
this is the most amazing movie ever
Posted Saturday, February 7, 2004 by justin
http://old.hugi.is/fyndnar/maestro_1.wmv
words cannot descibe.. and I’m sooo jealous.
ever wanted to cuddle with Saccharomyces cerevisiae?
Posted Thursday, February 5, 2004 by Thalog
You never knew the flu could be so much fun :]
OMFG THE HACKERS HAVE LANDED!!!
Posted Wednesday, February 4, 2004 by Thalog
Yarr i went and found actual proof connection TMNT Leonardo to a circle of earth based martian hackers!!!
filthy turtle cheaters, i expect to find that everyone in TMNT is a martian hacker, filthy weenies EAT MY RAY GUN!!!
Also that img over on the right there is from a VERRY reputable source, supermaket tabloids only report on that news that has credibility dammit!!!
also WEEEEE FOR MEEE IM POOOOOOSTINNNNN ONNNN TEHHH THAAAANNGEEERRR!!!
(justin edit: sorry John, had to resize the image so people with gimp resolutions can look at the nothingness that is this website.)
I posted these in my AIM profile..
Posted Wednesday, January 28, 2004 by justin
but they’re both just so good I had to include them here:
http://www.somethingawful.com/images/mspaint.swf
http://www.avatares.net/mamut.swf
oh no! a pillar of the interweb has fallen..
Posted Sunday, January 25, 2004 by justin
the goatse.cx domain, bane of many unwitting internet users, has been shut down!
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2004/1/16/03540/4020
luckily, a petition is in place to the .cx TLD people to bring it back! this attrocity can not go unnoticed!
http://www.petitiononline.com/Goatse/petition.html
check out the signatures here:
http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?Goatse&7001
so.. it’s 3 AM right..
Posted Saturday, January 24, 2004 by justin
and I’m searching for “penix” on Google, of course. and I find the most awesome operating system known to man: Penix and, again, of course, as I was searching for “penix,” I found Penix. pretty straight forward stuff I’m laying down here eh?
http://very.net/~nikolai/penix/
my eyes bleed with joy, similar to Johnny Depp’s in Once Upon a Time In Mexico (well, similar without the joy, I suppose). did I mention that Willem Dafoe is awesome?
woot, I made a favicon!
Posted Wednesday, January 21, 2004 by justin
I made a little goat favicon for gonad.org, which should be displayed in your address bar, or in your Favorites (if you have the site bookmarked in IE 5 or above, which I’m sure you all do). if you can’t see it in IE, try resizing the address bar, it supposedly refreshes it so it’ll load
on a side note, this only adds to the site’s uselessness. excellent.
streamlining the adoption process..
Posted Sunday, January 4, 2004 by justin
b2y4n: http://www.chippewa.com/articles/2004/01/04/news/news3.txt
gonad goat: haha
b2y4n: uber quality
b2y4n: they should have those at adoption agencies
gonad goat: lol
gonad goat: spend a buck, pick a baby.
gonad goat: those damn claw things never work..
gonad goat: you’d end up dropping the baby over and over until it died from brain trauma.
b2y4n: if the vendors do it right they dont
b2y4n: they try to hook all the shit together
b2y4n: but if they were fetuses you could just tie their umbilical cords together
gonad goat: oh true.
b2y4n: but that’d defeat the purpose of the adopt-a-baby crane
gonad goat: yeah, i mean, you’d need to get the babies out of there eventually.
gonad goat: and hell, who’d want 50 crying babies in a glass box sitting around their office?
b2y4n: < ---
b2y4n: only if its soundproofed though
b2y4n: it’d be like a cool little terrarium
gonad goat: hahah, indeed :]
b2y4n: you could put plants and stuff in there too
gonad goat: maybe some moss on a rock.
gonad goat: and a tutle.
gonad goat: +R
b2y4n: SEE NEWBORNS IN THEIR NATURAL ENVIRONMENT
b2y4n: AND WIN THEM TOO.
gonad goat: “when babies hatch in the wild, this is how they look..”
b2y4n: ha
well its better than episode 1…
Posted Wednesday, December 17, 2003 by Thalog
As a long time Lord of the Rings fan i had to go and see Return of the King and all and boy was i suprised, some could say they just butchered the book, i on the other hand haveto say they took the book shreaded it pissed on it and then droped it into a hole while yelling “LALALA FUCK THE FANS!”, but then what do you expect from the man that directed Meet the Feebles.
I would not be in the least suprised if the headlines soon read “Peter Jackson strangled by J.R.R. Tolkien’s Ghost”.
But then it was better than Star Wars: Episode 1.
two updates in one day?!
Posted Monday, December 15, 2003 by justin
I added a shitty counter that’s the wrong font, too small, and isn’t the right color. it’s over with the link button things since I don’t know where else to put it.
it just keeps getting worser and worser!
edit: I also adjusted something left 10px and down 10px. I’m sure you’ll notice, and it will further ruin your internet experience.
donate, or dieee
Posted Sunday, December 14, 2003 by justin
as you can see, I added a donation button. I don’t pay for this hunk of junk–I am given free webspace and bandwidth by my friend Julie. I don’t know why anyone would donate, being that there is nothing of worth here, but please do so if you feel so inclined.
I’m sure Julie would appreciate it :]
a failure…or maby not!
Posted Wednesday, December 3, 2003 by Thalog
ah so i was gonna make fun of good sir kraft’s interest in alien STD’s, oh i just WONDER what that came from, perhaps getting a little too friendly with Zorblock are we justin?
anywase while on my search i found a most wonderfull picture of an ACTUAL UFO, for real! this is the real stuff right here, actual proof and all, unfotunately some mean men in black (or maby it was just Zach..) came and said not to post the image, but they didnt say anything about a happy link! MUHUHAHAHA!!!…yes :]
hmm.. can aliens get HIV?
Posted Wednesday, December 3, 2003 by justin
I was randomly browsing around, and being that it was just World Aids Day, I came accross a link to FightAIDS@Home. This a program similar to the popular SETI@Home that uses your computer’s unused CPU cycles to assist in a giant distributed computing scheme to help with research.
aftering being reminded of SETI@Home, I decided to download SETI and install it, to get it rolling (since I will obviously find aliens first). after a bit of boredom, and annoyance that SETI@Home’s servers were down (making it impossible to actually usetilize my account which I’ve had for 2.293 years without use), I decided to try FightAIDS@Home. well, their site seems to be in the middle of a move, and many of the links are broken, and there isn’t a nifty screensave like SETI@Home has (at least not that I could easilly locate), but it’s for a worth cause.
anyway, I suggest you peoples checks it outs!@ I also added a nifty little banner on the left, cobbing up some bad CSS to put it there!
edit: oh yeah! I might as well mention Folding@HOME while I’m at it :]
holy shit!
Posted Sunday, November 30, 2003 by justin
I was sitting here, hit refresh to make sure my post looked alright, and WHAMO, I whitnessed it an item moving from the main news section to the archive.
I’m sure you all care. now go and watch Super Mario Brothers 3 being beaten in under 11 minutes, http://media.ebaumsworld.com/moSMB3.wmv
need to refill your nerd supply?
Posted Sunday, November 30, 2003 by justin
Digital Deli: The Comprehensive, User-Lovable Menu of Computer Lore, Culture, Lifestyles and Fancy in all of it’s full-text glory. oh it’s almost too good.
http://www.atariarchives.org/deli/
by far the best website I have ever laid eyes on!
Posted Sunday, November 16, 2003 by justin
The Unh! Project: “A collection of guttural moans from comics.”
I don’t want to spoint it by posting any of the images here. go see for yourself. you won’t be disappointed.
http://members.shaw.ca/tom.t/unh/
ehh, did a little site revamp..
Posted Sunday, November 9, 2003 by justin
I changed the posts from the news page to archive, since it looked sort of cluttered. I have yet to tackle the actual page design, so it looks relatively normal in lower resolutions. I will someday. it’s not really that much of a problem, as long as there are no giant images displayed in the center area. right now I’m testing it out with 800×600, and it looks fine. damn wide images! damn them to hell! 800×600 makes my text look really cool. I wish it looked this cool in 1600×1200 :/
edit: well, I’ve been playing around with the css, so if the site looks weird or broken, that’s how it’s supposed to be, god dammit.
edit2: alright, fuck this. I’m going to redo the css tomorrow, and get rid of all the fucked up resizing shit that isn’t working right (especially from IE6 to Mozilla).
why are fractals so cool?
Posted Saturday, October 25, 2003 by justin
I understand that I’m at times too geeky for my own good, and I did spend far to long making this fractal exactly how I wanted.. but but..
doesn’t it look cool? I mean.. the rediculously high-res version I’m using as my desktop background rocks.
the sine function owns you.
ooh, I almost forgot. I was very pleased to find that Fractint, the first fractal program I ever stumbled upon, is still around. unfortuantely, Fractint is for DOS. buut! I found this other neat program called MANPWIN that’s loosely based on Fractint, which I happened to use to make the nifty fractal to the right.
oh the joy. now I should sleep, since it’s after 7am.
oh the agony 
Posted Thursday, October 2, 2003 by Thalog
all my lacking of dsl makes it so wonders like this (for which kraft sent me originally) cannot be viewed correctly :[
moving up in the world…
Posted Wednesday, September 24, 2003 by justin
o0zeman (12:01:36 AM): i just googled “hot bloody diarrhea”
o0zeman (12:01:41 AM): and the only result was a journal of yours
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=%22hot+bloody+diarrhea%22
if i spend $6 and upgrade that guestbook it may live on forever.. $6 is a lot.. choices, choices.
on a side note, go here for some very odd music:
file sharing.
Posted Tuesday, September 16, 2003 by justin
the nice thing about satire is that it’s basically true.
omg h4x
Posted Friday, September 12, 2003 by justin
http://bonzoesc.net/mm/steam-installing.swf
how unfortunately true.
spamments
Posted Thursday, September 11, 2003 by justin
I have absolutely no clue at the moment what happened to my mysql shizzle. I blame terrorists.
on a side note, I *do* plan on some day updating/fixing/un-suckifying this page. oh yes.
OMFG THOSE HACKERS!!!
Posted Sunday, September 7, 2003 by Thalog
Woa this site is like being plugged on a site where people arent crazy and shit, WTF!!
er yea its us crazy CS players server site, teh h4x r teh g00d h3r3!!
~( o.0 )~
<3
Posted Saturday, August 30, 2003 by Thalog
“is it like the love between a man and a woman or the love between a frog and a bunny…ooooooh yeaaaaa” -me when i saw this.
…one must dance like a monkey to become one with the funk…
Posted Tuesday, August 26, 2003 by Thalog
ooh must watch the danceing robot in a dog suit!!!
8===D
Posted Friday, August 22, 2003 by justin
amazing penis tatoo. yes.
http://www.wideopenwest.com/~sggenoff/tat.jpg
holy shit.. this looks like it will be the best movie ever made.
Posted Thursday, August 14, 2003 by justin
who doesn’t love Bruce Campbell (other than the utterly dumb and uncultured)? how about Elvis? Bruce Campbell playing Elvis? need I say another word?
Bubba Ho-tep looks to be an amazing movie. if I am ever fortunate enough to find a theater near me that is actually showing it, I shall no doubt be overwhelmed with glee-filled bliss.
for now, there is the trailer:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/bubba_ho-tep/
ooh, it sends many-a-shiver down my spine.
-justin
man.. no one has posted in so long..
Posted Wednesday, August 13, 2003 by justin
enjoy.
fags, submit more news you homos
Posted Monday, July 7, 2003 by Thalog
exacly im posting dammit!@#$
JoeCartoon fuckers go watch the wonderfull things and their danceing stuff like jiggers…yea…did i mention you were fuckers? oh i did, well…die then fuckers :]
the best flash movie ever.
Posted Friday, July 4, 2003 by justin
http://clanid.gamedaemons.net/id.swf
OMFG FINNALY THE TRUTH!!!
Posted Tuesday, July 1, 2003 by Thalog
Just wanted to let everyone know that Kraft is infact gay, AND is a hacker, thank you :]
muppet pr0n h4x!!!
Posted Sunday, June 29, 2003 by Thalog
A wonderfull movie in all respects :]
Posted Monday, June 23, 2003 by justin
go archive something, you puny archivist
i r smert?
Posted Sunday, June 22, 2003 by jewman
woohoo
Posted Thursday, June 19, 2003 by justin
I am a giant mutant kitten. Not strange at all.
Which cute or possibly strange kitten are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
blt > jesus
Posted Saturday, June 14, 2003 by Big Lazer Tron
hey guys, whats up? im sexy, you? i just wanted to “drop a line”. i got the new 2600, i suggest you pick it up. ok well im going to take a shower. have sex. i mean fun.
Speaking of nerdy stuff thats cool…
Posted Friday, June 13, 2003 by Thalog
Heh this is one of the links on the article page on justins post…
…im a Tolkein fan but this is even scarry to me 
well spank my ass and call me Scotty.. er.. that’s distrubing
Posted Thursday, June 12, 2003 by justin
I don’t know i’f I’d call myself a Trekky, but I am definately a star trek fan. being a fan, I of course have my favorite characters and actors, and Leonard Nimoy who (obviously) played Mr. Spock is definately one of them.
most people know of Mr. Spock, but not of Nimoy’s singing career. I had heard about it, but never had to pleasure of experiencing his music. well, today, that has all changed! check out this article entitled “hobbits and vulcans and singing — oh my!” and see the joy you too can experience! be sure to watch the video :]
Geek Dictonary
Posted Tuesday, June 10, 2003 by Thalog
Woo this link is verry “leet”!
FOLDOC.org
I have arrived
Posted Sunday, June 8, 2003 by neritz
Im here to drop the mad science on your assholes.
6000 new words
Posted Saturday, June 7, 2003 by jewman
new words have been added to oxford dictionary.
Well Pickled Cocks!
Posted Thursday, June 5, 2003 by Thalog
My DSL CD: You bastard i saw you thinking about that other connection!
Me: Hay just cuz yer slow dosent mean i owe you anything!
My DSL CD: *crys* You bastard im leaveing you!
Me: Fine go i didnt want you anywase!!!
My DSL CD: *crys some more* My mother said you were a bad person!!!
Me: FUCK YOU!!!
My DSL CD: *dissapears forever*
Me: *hasto send off for a new DSL Install CD* Fucking slow bitch!
Everyone with a connection better than mine is a doofer-tard!
I AINT LETTIN’ YALL BITCHES ON MY BOAT
Posted Saturday, May 31, 2003 by justin
take a ride on my candy train
Posted Saturday, May 31, 2003 by jewman
beat that score bitches
-_-
Posted Friday, May 30, 2003 by jim
Happy Tree Friends!!!
Posted Friday, May 30, 2003 by Thalog
Well this site was found after viewing a strange DVD my friend Zach found at Borders for 5$, at first it was though to be something we could make fun of, but then the WONDERFULL truth came to be and we found orselves rolling on the floor with joy for what we saw, if you like the few animations that are on the site id surgest you buy the DVD, it has like 98374293847298764392 more on it and they are all so wonderfull, i weap with joy for this thing which you can go to and see!@#$
applesauce please
Posted Thursday, May 29, 2003 by justin
yeah, this isn’t a very good mockery of sean is it?
applause please
Posted Thursday, May 29, 2003 by jewman
i think i deserve a bj or somethin…
KERCHAK!!!
Posted Wednesday, May 28, 2003 by Thalog
D’aww Ultraman is gonna whoop you boy!! KERCHAK!!
As i was looking at random things i found this, for some reason it just came to me to post it here, perhaps because it is silly, perhaps because it is stupid.
Ultraman > Cabbage!!
Posted Tuesday, May 27, 2003 by Big Lazer Tron
wow another photoshop. this time a cd cover.no money here. people call me dr. drypockets. ok they dont but they…ok they never will either
I r teh postedamafiy teh shizzl333!@#$$
Posted Monday, May 26, 2003 by Thalog
do you fear it motherfucka!
Justin + Webspace = PWNED!!!
Posted Saturday, May 24, 2003 by Big Lazer Tron
YO DAWGIES. it is now 1:25 i just got home from bruce almighty, it actually wasnt too great oh well 20 bucks down the tube, 3 more days of work, i love money
always the pimp
Posted Saturday, May 24, 2003 by jewman
i was looking through old photos,,, i was a fly ass pimpin kid!
how many 6 year old kids you know dress themselves up like tvs when its not even halloween?
I feel for Lenny Bruce
Posted Saturday, May 24, 2003 by justin
due to having nothing else to post, I just wanted to mention a great documentary on Lenny Bruce that’s on the Sundance Channel (which I happily noticed for the first time today–I haven’t had digital cable with it’s 2349^4 channels for very long). it’s called “Lenny Bruce: Swear to Tell the Truth,” and is the director’s cut version of the film.
if you’ve ever wanted to know more about Bruce, this is just the thing. it really an amazing thing to watch, especially for those who maybe haven’t heard his story, bringing you through his career and life with great detail.
anyway.. check it out! Sundance channel! here’s the schedule from http://www.sundancefilm.com/schedule/ (which is where I also borrowed the handy image to the right. please don’t sue me, I meant well).
Saturday 05.24.2003
9:00PM ET
Thursday 05.29.2003
7:00PM ET
Friday 05.30.2003
4:45AM ET
“I’m sorry if I’m not very funny tonight, but I’m not a comedian, I’m Lenny Bruce.”
meow~
Posted Sunday, May 18, 2003 by jim
I PITY THE FOOL
Posted Friday, May 16, 2003 by jim
img src=”http://www.rit.edu/~jes3648/images/yeat1.jpg” class=”postimg”>
phew..
Posted Thursday, May 15, 2003 by justin
who knew I could waste that many hours accomplishing what many would consider next to nothing. luckily, I also avoided adding any content. close call on that one, lemme tell ya.
I rewrote the css to make this shi–er, um, incomparable internet wonderland look reasonably not-shitty in mozilla (since I happened to have that installed). hopefully that means it looks nice for other browsers (although that would be too good to be true). the only problem in mozilla is the header bar.. damn thing is a different size. *cry* I’ll work on that later.. and attempt to make the damn page more easilly viewable in 800×600, since that would be cool (at least in my mind). yeah.. I resized your damn giant full metal jacket image jim.. since it was giant and was angering me as I viewed the page in 800×600, haha. :]
hmm image posting in this thinger should work alright now. yeah. jim and sean.. if you wanna, you can use the postimg class for the images you post. it makes them prettiririrer by adding a border and margins.
ooh, and I added that nice little tagline up top. how really and amazingly cool, huh?
oh yeah, go me:
introducing…..
Posted Wednesday, May 14, 2003 by jewman
i r teh jewman.
!!
Posted Tuesday, May 13, 2003 by jim
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!
hrmm..
Posted Friday, May 9, 2003 by justin
though I technically went to bed several hours ago (ie set my AIM away message, haha), I have been meandering through various websites, like http://www.waxy.org, pondering what to do this quaint little pit-of-nothingness I like to call gonad.org.
first of all, this new design is much better than the old design, obviously. unfortunately, it still carries the lack of content along with it. secondly, I am displeased with the php I threw together in the anticipation of content. I was looking for an easy and convenient way to maintain whatever was going to be here, but I’m finding that hard to do without knowing what that ‘whatever’ is, hehe.
I wish someone would post a comment in the spamments box over there –> (with the broken link at the bottom that I have yet to fix, jim :P) mentioning what I should put on here.
doodoodoo.. sleepy time.
fo sheezy my neezy
Posted Saturday, May 3, 2003 by jim
jeem in the hizzouse double clickin on the mizzouse
gonad.org, lacking content for the masses since, uh, a while ago.
Posted Saturday, May 3, 2003 by justin
to quote church lady from snl, “well isn’t that special.” that is what i expect each of you to say as you first discover this new site design, featuring even less content than before! well, that isn’t really possible, but that’s what i’m going for.
first of all, i’d like to thank jim, who came up with this new design, and spent endless eons locked in his dorm room writing html and css. i shit you not, my friends!
and btw, danny donaduce whoop yo ass!
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